If you were a...

That I want the bit out of my mouth...
I'd run too...

If you were a horse in battle 1,000 years ago, what would you be thinking?

Oh $hit.

If you were a buried time capsule, who would have buried you and what would you contain?

NEIGH!!!!

If you were a game what would you be?

I'd be a brass canister with the most prized possessions of a lost civilization.

If you were a Hawaiian would you hula?

Probably. I'd guess that's pretty normal for a Hawaiian.

If you were a clock, would you be atomic?

I already am.

If you were joy where would you be?

Since that is my wife's name...then I would still be in bed (maybe), but not for long...

If you were a flawless piece of wood found in the meadow by the wooded area near the toy makers cottage, what kind of wood would you be and into what would the toy maker form you?

oak... and a toy ship.. one that could float on water

If you were Santa Clause what else would you do other than give out presents on Christmas?

Fix little things that were neglected around each house...

If you were set to marry (in an arranged marriage in an era that you had no choice) to someone that you didn't love, would you still have a love affair with the one that you did love?

yes. Love knows no bounds...

If you were Romeo/Juliet would you really have killed yourself?

Heck no. taking your own life is terrible, no matter what happens. Besides, it was a fluke when they did it and they had to finish themselves off. That's terrible.

If you were Hagrid, would you club people in the head?

If I felt the need was useful

If you were a princess in a tower needing to be rescued, would you refuse a rescuer waiting for your true prince (whether he was a prince or not)?

Yes.

If were an ipod, would you be on shuffle or not?

Not...at the end of a song...there is a certain expectation to roll into another certain song...

If you were a martian, would you wonder if there was life on earth?

No, I would know.


If you were a disease, what would you be?