The New Alphabetical Story Game

Zoologists in Ohio have discovered a new species of bat today: They are seven feet wide and five feet long, and they survive by killing and sucking blood from large animals', including human's!

And the animals most owned by humans, which these bats most thirst for, is these bats!

Burt Reynolds advised me against confronting the avian devils.

Coincidentaly, Burt said that he knew somebody that could help, for a fee of course. And gave me a card.

"Dracula and Brides, The Detective Company of the Undead". I read from the card. "Office hours: By appointment. After sundown only. Carfax Abbey." The hair stood errect on my head. Did ol' Burt really know what he was talking about? I needed a bat remover, not this supernatural ... thing!

Evening comes before I could return to his house and tell Burt off, and there are three giant bats hanging outside my door waiting for me to pop my head out; "I must get pass them" I thought, "I must warn Burt not to try and use magic tricks against these real and dangerous beasts and get himself killed."

Finally I saw my own unexpected dilemma - why hadn't I turned around sooner?

"Grandma will be dissappointed if I dont save Mr.Reynolds", I said to myself, suddenly the wall beside burst open, It was Burt Reynolds driving a semi in full bandit attire "get in" he shouted to me.

Hurriedly, i ran to the rescue, only to find myself in peril.

I encountered another large bat, luckily Tony Danza was riding shotgun with a shotgun and blasted it away.

Jenny Craig had given him pointers, and he really made her proud.

Kathy is my name, and posting in forums is my game....

Luckily, Lars Ulrich of Metallica appeared in a flash of light and transported Burt Reynolds, Tony Danza and I to a safe location at Will Smiths house.

Marlo Thomas and her pappa were there with party bells on their up-proud mugs.

Nope, Marlo and pops were downtown, at a restaurant with rude people yakking on cellphones.