Pants game

The pants are my friends
They're blowing in the wind
My pants are blowing in the wind

I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request... Means "pants."

You don't know what these are, do ye?... These are Aztec pants.

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my PANTS: prepare to die

Inigo Montoya - The Princess Bride

It was the best of pants, it was the worst of pants.

Dickens

you know how to whistle don't you? just put your pants together and blow.

Come, Come, you talk greasily; your pants grow foul - Love's Labout's Lost : Shakespeare

Of all the pants, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine.

--and fill the walls with our english pants

Shakespeare -- Henry V

But oh, Pants, Pants, Pants!
Oh, these bleeding Pants of red!
I walk the deck, my Captain lies--
He laughed himself to death! :lol: :lol:

Well The Devil went down to Georgia
He was looking for some PANTS to steal:
He was in a bind, showing his red behind,
Willing to make ANY sort of deal.....http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/te...smiley-083.gif

Hath not a Jew pants? Hath not a Jew pants? Hath not a Jew Pant? ... seems like Shakespear didn't know much about Judaism.

To paraphrase...

"Don't slap 'em, those're your pants!!!"
--Weekend At Bernie's

"Is it supposed to cut off the circulation to my pants?"
"Compliment her pants -- girls like that."
"Sydney, Congress doesn't take these pants."
"...because I know that most couples, when they first get together, they're inclined to slow down because they're concerned about Bob Rumson's pants." (Sorry for butchering the quotation, but it's off the top of my head).
--The American President

I know this is a bit... not following the rules but I couldn't resist :p
(blame Tal! :p)

1. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in pants!
2. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by pants.
3. During World War II, Americans tried to train pants to drop bombs.
4. If you drop pants from the top of the Empire State Building, they will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
5. The most dangerous form of pants is the bicycle!
6. Pants are the sacred animal of Thailand!
7. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten pants.
8. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal pants!
9. It's bad luck for a flag to touch pants!
10. Ostriches stick their heads in pants not to hide but to look for water.

" :D What's in a name? That that we call PANTS by any other name would smell as foul on washday!" :D

"And now was acknowledged the presence of the Red Pants. They had come like jeans in the night. And one by one dropped the revellers in the bell-bottomed flares of their revel, and died each in the despairing posture of his fall. And the life of the ebony slacks went out with that of the last of the gay. And the flames of the trousers expired. And Corduroy and Denim and the Red Pants held illimitable dominion over all."
- Edgar Allan Pants