:lol: :lol: that is a brilliantly stupid question.
because if they were fireproof instead they would have no purpose, 'cuz the rain would put out the fire?
why do puddles attract cloud reflections?
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:lol: :lol: that is a brilliantly stupid question.
because if they were fireproof instead they would have no purpose, 'cuz the rain would put out the fire?
why do puddles attract cloud reflections?
Because the refractive light of the sun says so.
Why can threads be threads, and also threads?
Because they are schizophrenic
Why do we blink?
it's how our eyes catch the oxygen.
why do we have pubic hair?
To keep our spleen warm.
Why does hair grow so slow?
That's just your hair - you probably don't water it enough.
What are moons for? :lol:
To offend people who dont like nudity
Why do we take photographs?
Because most of us don't want to invest in television cameras.
What is a uvula for, anyway? (that little dangly ting in the back of your mouth)
So you can make those silly sounds when you gargle your mouth with Astring-O-Sol.
Why is Alaska so cold?
Is it!? Mine is not!!Quote:
Originally Posted by zanna
Because it`s full of snow.
Why is my granny dead?
Poetess, Zanna took it as a joke, probably. ;)
Because she's one gran old already. (Get it? :lol:)
Why are sentences in a straight line?
You mean
..................they are?
Why do mockingbirds think it ammusing to imitate cellphones?
Because Pensive likes to use the Internet more. :lol:
Where do souls go when the body dies?
Whereever you believe they will.
And no, I wasn't joking. I have it on good autority that blood has salt in it. There's probably a good reason, too, I just don't know it.
What came first- chicken or egg? And pardon me if it's already been asked. :)
Yeah? Really? What percent? I surmise just very little.
Chiken or egg?
Bah. You can ask the mother.
Why did Hitler write Mein Kampf?