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(Is it just me, or are the posts in this thread, where someone has been beaten to the one they tried to respond to, and which don't quite match the one they actually follow, really funny?)
and the lizard will ignore it, as it's too big to eat. Give him a lightbulb and his insides will be cut to ribbons.
The thing about Pterodactyls is...
(Some of them, yes.)
...they aren't sloths.
If glass were edible...
...towns with a large homeless population would have draughty houses.
Why don't you tell the nice counsellor all about...
that dead mouse you have kept in your freezer since the last Olympics.
Hell is being stuck in..
...Richard Simmons's biography.
(EDIT: Too slow, but it fits anyway--alls I had to change was the ? to a .)
Pauly Shore...
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Originally Posted by myself
My point exactly! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
...is Richard Simmons on acid!
Don't tell Satan that...
...he's doomed to eternity with curly-haired demons.
Green Arrow...
is green because he is so envious of my shooting skills.
Daydreaming...
hurts when you have a hangover.
I have shown myself as...
...a shapeshifter of his own lycanthropic glory.
RobinHood3000's pet Pushmepullyou (I haven't the faintest idea how to properly spell that...) is...
to awkward to fathom.
The night of the living dead...
...is a week from Thursday, six PM to six AM.
A poltergeist will...
come off squeaky clean in a heist; no fingerprints.
The cat likes to....
...stalk inanimate toys.
I have to go to....
. . . the asylum, no one else can get me out of this strait jacket.
When the noise dies . . .