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What Is Life By Pensive

Life believe is not a dream, so dark as sages say - Charlotte Bronte

Life is a great experiement - Khalil Gibran

Life is a multi-faceted concept that may refer to the ongoing process of which living things are a part or the period between fertilisation or mitosis and death - Wikipedia

Every day is my best day; this is my life. I'm not going to have this moment again - Bernie Siegel

Life is strange. If you don't believe me, just live longer - Andre L. Noel

About Life:
The Road goes ever on and on,
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the road has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way
Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say - Bilbo Baggins in LOTR by JR Tolikien

Life comes with lousy odds. You wouldn't want to bet on it - Tom Stoppard

The purpose of life, after all, is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experiences -Eleanor Roosevelt

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it - Dave Barry

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering and it's all over much too soon - Woody Allen

Life is like a sewer - what you get out of it depends on what you put into it - Tom Lehrer

Life is too important to be taken seriously - Oscar Wilde

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove - Ashleigh Brilliant

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give - Winston Churchill

My life is my message - Muhatama Gandhi


Stop and consider! life is but a day
A fragile dew-drop on its perilous way
From a tree's summit; a poor Indian's sleep
While his boat hastens to the monstrous steep
Of Montmorenci. Why so sad a moan?
Life is the rose's hope while yet unblown - John Keats

Life is something that which, I don't regret right now, but it can be something in a matter of even an hour that which I will regret severely - Pensive

So dear readers, what do you think life is? To which quotation, do you agree the most? Tell us your thoughts about this article.

Thanks for giving it some time! :D

Yeah, you there, Emily, ain't it. You didn't SEE anything. Those pictures ya got, probably bought up an alley from a guy trying to keep up his coke habit. We know where ya live, see. Funny thing about people that mess with us. They got a way of disappearin', capirsi??

Listen up, youse mugs. We're gonna face extreme danger. Shortie, heare, probably won't live through it.

For centuries people have taken us penguins for granted. Ain't gonna happen again. Louie, you got explosives. Rabid, limber up that fin, We gotta do some plain and fancy breakin' and enterin'. Shortie (poor kid)-- your the lookout, and keep those peeps pealed! I'm bringing a friend. He talks an eloguent language-- Colt .45. Easy to understand, or ya get the point quick.

Let's go, and no screw up's this time!

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Well, don't let Emily catch you on film again. Emily, those penguins look oddly familiar. I think I might of seen one of that breed around here somewhere. I am having the hardest time getting the broadband connection done. It needs to get sent via wireless link things from another building.... and its not working. Also a computer here has a mouse that will not function. And there's all these viruses on my computer. I wouldn't be surprised if those penguins have also incorporated horses from the city of troy to help them....

LIFE is nasty, brutish, and short. ~ Hobbes
Don't take LIFE to seriously, you'll never got out alive. ~ Bugs Bunney
As for me, I agree with a mixture of them all, but I'd have to be boreing and go with the Wikipedia as the best definition-- though not the most entertaining or poetic one. Now as for as those penguins are concerned just let it be known that I like my life without being blown up.

RJ. RJ, Ya wound me, ya really do. Ya assume that Emily actually caught us BEFORE on film. It's assumtions like that that may get ya sent a lot of pretty flowers, RJ. Death lillies, to be exact. Nice white bell shaped flowers on long stems. I ain't no expert on plants, but I'm told they have no smell.

Think about it, RJ. Ya got any idea how many penguins there are in the world? And all dressed up and ready to go to a... funeral at a moment's notice too. Be a shame, young kid like you, Piglet. Wise up, it could already be too late...

You pickin' up what I'm layin' down?

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Hey, don't be so sure of yourself Mr. Penguin. You're probably just a penguin pretending to be a dragon and a fierce warrior. You're probably just afraid of me. Of course there's no reason to be wising up, for I'm already using my head. Keeping my eyes open and my blade in its' sheath. I may be many things Penguin, but I'm no idiot.

Ya hear that boys? Got us a wise guy here! Didn't know they called me Blade back in the day, eh, kid? Knife in the whatdacallit, eh? What's yer poison kid? Fixed blade, lock blade, switch-blade, butterfly, double-blade? Ya do Italian, Mexican, French, Japanese style, or what? You want a knife, brother, I got it. Ain't gonna loose no sleep over using it, neither. Scar over my right kidney from the last Tin Can Napeleon that thought he was Mack the Knife. Sad. Family matter.

I guess we gonna have to step matters up a tad. Funny how no one ever takes a Penguin serious until things get too serious. Now, shut yer pie-hole and listen up, all of you:

That dame that runs this rag of a newsletter, Night? You want we should put the snatch on her? Yeah, I know what I'm saying, capirsi? We put her on ice, hee-hee, made a funny there, dint I? We puts her on ice somewhere ya can't possibly find her and don't think we won't.

Get serious, palsy. Ya ain't dealing with street bum pidgeons here, ya got the Penguin Mafia! Capirsi? Pretending, yaas. Try me. Ya feeling froggy, boy?

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hey, pendragon...sprechen de english? :D

ahh, well, now that thar be pirate penguins I be wondering if it be such a dasterdly animal, I mean...they be pirates!

Heh, never did be trustin that linux penguin though...evil as er devil 'e is! :D

Ah, Stan. Stan. You beginin' ta catch on here. Who d'ya think OWNS Linux, pal? That Penguin ain't exactly for decoration, if you catch my meaning. Family, Stan. That's what we all about. But they’s legal enterprises and then dere’s "legal" enterprises. We don' like exposure on some of our, well, call them extracurricular activities...

By the way, what's this Night chick worth to youse? She ain't smiling too bright right now, told ya we'd put the snatch on her. Make us an offer--
and we don' take credit cards. Cash, baby. Can I speak the English? Ha! You understand the word morte? Cash for the Night chickadee, how much you pay, eh? Your decision by this time tomorrow or maybe Night sleeps with the fishes...

Capirsi?

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*It appears I will have to return to a past life to "negotiate" with these penguins*

Bonjourno, you come in muh place, an ya ask for some money, an now yah ask fer some ransom, and den yah haff the gull *Wink* to set demands...let me infoim you boids o some rules 'ere: firstly if ya gots a complaint, yah gots to talk to don Bongitybongbong, I'm sures 'ell be acommidatin, an, seconds, don't be pushin the god-beaver, 'e don't like no-ones doublin in on 'is racket see?

Ciao;

ps. I'd be-a watchin yer hoarse mac, I hears they don't run the races sans head, capiche!
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Oh, by the way Mr. Penguin, did I mention that I prefer tiger lilies?

OK Problem guys. I was aked to do the Penguin, and I've enjoyed it. But something happen here at home today, and suddenly the whole thing isn't so funny anymore. I'm sorry, Nightshade, but I'm going to have to resign. I also will not be on the forum until after Friday, when this mess may get sorted out. Kids! Anyway, my nerves are a wreck. I must go. Game over.

Oh, I am sorry to hear that! I hope things sort themselves out.

Best of Luck!:)

Aye, best of luck, Pen! May the Force be with you!

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Originally Posted by Pendragon

OK Problem guys. I was aked to do the Penguin, and I've enjoyed it. But something happen here at home today, and suddenly the whole thing isn't so funny anymore. I'm sorry, Nightshade, but I'm going to have to resign. I also will not be on the forum until after Friday, when this mess may get sorted out. Kids! Anyway, my nerves are a wreck. I must go. Game over.

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Oh goodness, Pen. I hope everything works out.