I Moon the Human Race - Poems by Wolf Larsen

Warning: do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.

Glory Hallelujah Between the Legs!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Glory hallelujah is falling like bombs on all the cartoon characters on Mars
And nobody can find their penis amongst the rubble of all our dreams
So huge children the size of skyscrapers
Begin eating all the planets
While Saturn’s rings fly around & around all the screaming people
So everybody rides excited verbs across the universe
Until we reach all the fish between the Virgin Mary’s legs
Fresh fish for everyone!

Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

Turn Off the Brains
A poem by Wolf Larsen

I worry that my brains will be eaten by words
I worry that my feet will turn into nuclear submarines
I worry that my bellybutton will start screaming obscene words at policemen
I worry that my butt will fall off
I worry that my balls will turn into planets and float away
I worry that my eyes see so much…
Because if my eyes are right we humans will be extinct soon

Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCjf...nel=WolfLarsen

(sigh)... Let's hope not. I'd love to see my great-grandchildren grow up in a world of sanity.

Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor

We'll see.

Me Zip You!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Leonard Bernstein make the boom-boom go bang-bang!
Me kiss Igor Stravinsky who make pop-pop-pop go bleepity-bling-blong!
Me **** Beethoven with the clackity-wackity-woo-woo!
Me is the WOW that make words fly so much up!
Now you big canon across history with me?
We blow up cannon with me big canon!
And now me big kiss you with poem ending…

Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

Groovy! WOW! Jumping!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Cities of groovy!
Planets of WOW!
Music jumping out of every corner of the Earth!
Poetry bashing & bashing governments into rubble!
Poetry joining the chants of the protesting-marching-millions!
Poetry is an upraised fist!
Poetry is earthquakes & tidal waves of defiance!
Poets are gravediggers!
We dig the graves of the capitalist ruling class
We plant our words and seed the revolution
Workers revolutions around & around the world!
Opening a glorious future for the human race!

Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

:)

Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor STATELY

Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.

It’s My Universe! The Universe Belongs to Me!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

For Albrecht Dürer

First I steal the planet Earth
Then my tongue creates earthquakes in space alien vaginas across the universe
The hurricanes in my mind start crashing & crashing into continents across the world
Then all my sexually-transmitted diseases run for Congress
And they win!
And now all my illegitimate children begin rioting in cities across the world
And everyone begins ejaculating my poetry all over the walls
And then god gets on his knees before Me
And gives Me a blow job

Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

Words for Erotic Conquer! Blueberry Panties!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Blugga – Bahuppa – Pupa now!
Erotic skyscrapers of nipples & penises & booty booty happiness now!
You zuppin’ the blappy?
It’s time for everything everything!
You clap-clap with the Strawberry Armageddon?
No? No zups to drunk with?
We want sexy-sexy George Washington transvestite!
We love the WOW!

Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3TkQ580QdU

Warning: do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.

Delicious Spermatozoa All Over Outer Space

For Andre Breton & George Carlin

A rocketship has blasted out of Bozo-the-Clown’s ears
And landed on God’s left testicle
The Bozo-the-Clown rover is now exploring the forests & deserts & mountainous regions of God’s left testicle
Wildlife on His left testicle includes bouncing booby boings
And flapping flappys with 20 huge ears sticking out of their buttocks
Tomorrow Alfred E Newman will launch a rocketship from his crotch
To explore the great big pussy hole in the center of the universe
Up next, big plastic boobs are up with your weather forecast

Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

The National Anthem of Endless War
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Bullets are flying through paradise in a POP-POP-POP tat-tat-tat BLAM-BLAM-BLAM symphony
Blood & musical notes are gushing across the landscape
Words spiraling out of the mouths of capitalist politicians in a swirling confusion of Blah-Blah-Blah
200 rags called flags flying on top of 200 mountains of poverty
Each mountain of poverty a different country
Each mountain of prison cells a different nation
Each mountain of corrupt cops & corrupt judges & corrupt politicians
All on the payroll of bourgeois pigs playing in penthouses full of champagne, callgirls, & cocaine
A world of bourgeois pigs singing together in a chorus of liberal & conservative gobbledygook
Conducted by the Warlord-in-Chief Uncle Sam

Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

The Stock Market of Peanut Butter Jazz
A poem by Wolf Larsen

The penguins will save us from giant space alien boogers crashing into the planet Earth
The penguins will grow forests of words & marijuana on the moon
And everyone will love penis happiness!
And the Grand Buttocks of Liberalism & Conservativism
Will sing the symphonies of meowing cats & barking dogs falling from the skies
While the Brazilian soccer team kicks the planet Earth into the 15th Century…
Goooooaaaaal!!!
And now we’re all walking around the Middle Ages
Searching for the end of the poem

Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

Delicious Underwear for Insomniacs
A poem by Wolf Larsen

The thousands of human heads in my refrigerator
All sing together in a chorus of voices
A chorus a tidal wave of voices spreading across the cosmos
As all my favorite verbs
Touch each other in a festival of sensuality
While the big strawberry WOW
And the blueberry insomnia dripping down from above
And the bullets of peace zipping by
All flying by
In a chorus of tomorrows toppling over each other

Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

Enjoyed !

Can't decide whether to listen to your poem in my mind in a "Talking Heads" or "B-52" or "R.E.M." type vibe.
"Talking Heads" prolly best served considering the content :)

Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor STATELY

I like all those bands, especially Talking Heads.

The Circle of Beautiful Insanity
A poem by Wolf Larsen

For M.C. Escher

Wires connect all the planets of the universe to my brains
Through the wires 1000 space alien languages dance across the universe
Until all the space alien languages flower like fields of color
That spread across the pages in splashes of yellow & blue & 100 other colors
All splashing up into the reader’s eyes
As the chaos of words on the page
Turn the reader’s mind into a circle of tornadoes
That jump onto all the planets of the universe
Where…

Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTjkZqC_ygc&ab_channel=WolfLarsen

Interesting piece that got me thinking, hence googling. I believe I perused Escher's death anniversary was recent (yep... Date of death: March 27, 1972). Found this somewhat dated article that got my mind wandering (as did your poem)...

http://mysciencebooks.weebly.com/space.html

Quote:

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THE universe may have the same surreal geometry as some of art's most mind-boggling images. That's the upshot of a study by the world's most famous living scientist, Stephen Hawking of the University of Cambridge.

The finding may delight fans of Dutch artist M. C. Escher, but Hawking's team claim that their study provides a way to square the geometric demands of string theory, a still-hypothetical "theory of everything", with the universe we observe.

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I don't claim to understand any of this but it is fascinating and I'll never look at Escher's works the same way again.

Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor STATELY