How many posts do I have to read/reply?
Why does the kettle whistle?
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How many posts do I have to read/reply?
Why does the kettle whistle?
to get the attention of an attractive cup.
Can you handle the truth?
As long as the truth can handle me.
Are we there yet?
Keep quiet in the back, will ya.
Why is it bad for you if its tasty
Because it is tasty for you if it is bad.
Can you read this?
Yes, I can read this and I can write this.
Why do you do this?
Because no one else will.
Why do chickens have feathers?
to keep the dust off their skin
Why do people have a tailbone?
so their head doesn't bounce off their knees when they walk.
Why do we eat food?
So food doesn't eat us.
Why bother asking a stupid question?
Hey, speak fer yerself!
Who is asking a stupid question?
them!
do i really have to answer?
You kinda just did.
why do people wrap presents?
Because they cannot present the wraps.
Where do all the lonely people come from?
They all come from different places, (which leads to my question...)
if all the lonely people came from the same place they wouldn't be lonely, would they?