PAM should quit to one pack a day...
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PAM should quit to one pack a day...
Congratulations to PAM! She had her annual bath on Christmas Day!
PAM is too little, too late. And her too little ain't too much.
PAM is simply too much! :p
PAM dropped the turkey out the window on Christmas and ruined everyone's holiday.
PAM won't listen to the radio today because she is sick of Hogmanay music.
Regards,
Istvan
PAM Had such a bad 2009 and wants to make it up in 2010.
The PAM eats paste on her chips.
PAM has only ever had three teeth.
PAM has had one to many... Again, and may have to join AO's anonymous.
PAM wears wigs whenever she goes out... made out of the hair of her Honey!
PAM wears her skirts a little bit too short...well.....for SOME people's liking...;-)
As does PAM... but only at the weekends, of course.Quote:
PAM wears her skirts a little bit too short...well.....for SOME people's liking...;-)
PAM tells secrets that she shouldn't...LOL...;-)
PAM tries to keep the fact he wears short skirts and revealing blouses at the weekends a secret.
PAM Should learn to fly with those wings.
PAm digs her nose with toilet paper.:p
PAM need to have his nappy/diaper changed.
PAM needs to know that the nappies I use are insanely expensive and changing them is like selling 'The Hope Diamond'!:D
PAM cries at night.
PAM makes her a living out of the sale of the wigs she makes from Honey's hair.
PAM's avatar has a big fist.:eek:
The PAM kicks puppies and kittens
PAM thinks she is the greatest American hero
PAM has a soft, grey-blue coat; she carries her young in a distinctive pouch; and her hind legs are muscular and well-suited for hopping.
PAM (hope you don't mind, had to check your home page to respond to this one) loves a pop singer who is singing to the stars in heaven.
PAM's memory has gotten so bad that she keeps forgetting the rules of this game!
But it is understandable... It is her birthday; she's gotten another year ol... I mean wiser!
:D
(Each year I lose one brain cell. Except this year I lost two...:redface:)
You are lucky to lose only one cell a year! :)
You know those cells PAM claims to have "lost"? They are available on Ebay... for the right price, of course!
PAM has insisted that her entire family call her "SuperScher" and is making some one trail behind her with theme music the entire weekend.
PAM isn't really a superhero, I don't think.
PAM tripped over the blue line.
PAM confuzzles me with the term 'blue line'.
PAM will refuse to think confuzzle is a word.
PAM has quite the collection of ear wax she proudly displays on her book shelf.
You know this is one of the entries on my "101 Things to Do Before I Die", right?Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
PAM is very happy because she has managed to stock up her ketchup and salt supplies at home (Thank you, McDonalds!).
PAM wears a coat made out of salt and pepper packets that she made herself.
PAM wishes that she had a salt and pepper packet coat, then her workmates would stop making fun of her for wearing see-through sandwich bags.
Haha, it's a Canada thing. The blue line is painted on the ice of a rink and denotes a team's zone in hockey. When someone screws up/falls down in the zone, they're said to have "tripped over the blue line."Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathcliff
When short of salt, PAM uses her nose dirt to make the food salty.
Make it yukkier than that! :p
PAM can't be trusted to refill condiments.
PAM was a condiment, but the hamburger they were in came alive.
Thank you!!Quote:
Originally Posted by JuniperWoolf
Wait... Aw... Not thank you...