If you were a...

AMAZING

if you were a bird what kind of nest

Empty

If you were lightning, where would you strike?

Rush Limbaugh

if you were a runaway train where would go

Wherever I wanted

If you were a Cosmo issue, what would you be proudest of?

(shudder) Not a d***ed thing

If you wrote an autobiography what be the title

Brooklyn to the Bible Belt...and Stops in Between

Yours

confessions of a nobody (it would be a very boring read, with many typos)

if you were casting who would play you in the movie version

Somebody who knew how to remove mold lines.

If you were riding a bike, what would you be holding onto?

handlebars perhaps

If you were a bike, what would be your best feature?

The person riding me, of course.

If you were a movie star, what roles would you seek?

:thumbsup:

superhero

you?

Ones in which I was quietly intimidating....and balding, I guess.

If you were a farmer, what seed would you sow?

saffron, very expensive, I wish I could grow it myself

If a was written about you, what song would you like it to be?

"Just the Way You Are"

If you were a cartoon, what cartoon would you want to be?

The Jetsons

If you were a soda pop, which one would you not be?