Tart: A lady susceptible to the illicit acquisitiveness of Jacks, especially those of heart.
Teaching assistant ;-) :
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A time when a woman of privilege wore a corset. As God and Nature intended.
Accordion:
Something that makes Christina Hendricks' character in Mad men even hotter
Solipsist
Teaching Assistant: The Jack of Hearts employed to show the Queen of Hearts’ tartlets how it’s done.
Absolute Beginner:
Solipsist: Your absurd belief that you and only you exist when plainly I'm the one writing this!
Absolute Beginner: Failing to even have enough experience to fail at a job
Heretic:
Heretic: A member of the opposition party.
Opposition Party:
Opposition party: A political group that believes every day should be opposite day.
Avant-garde: Depending on who's asked, groundbreaking originality or pretentious twaddle.
Pretentious
Pretentious: A transgressive and edgy way to tell the nurse that one needs one’s diapers changed.
Diaper:
Diaper: Practical and stylish innerwear for the incontinent.
Child prodigy
Avant-Garde: Experimental, such as performance art that pushes the borders of taste, morals, and good common sense
Politically Correct:
Politically correct: A variety of narcissism based on the illusion that anyone cares if you're offended.
Triskaidekaphobia