If you were a...

I'd be a flash every 10 seconds, alternating colors between green and white

If you were a pair of pants what kind and style would you be?

Loose cut denim

If you were an old fort, who would be trying to lay siege upon you?

Hannibal at the gates!

If you were an ancient ship, who would you like to be your captain?

Sir Francis Drake

If you were a movie who would you want to write your script?

Seinfeld.

If you were an hour during the day, what time would you be?

6 a.m.

If you were a pasta, what kind would you be?

Lasagna.

If you were a well-known poem, which one would you be?

I'd say...Footprints

If you were a T-shirt with any message, what would that message be?

Censored

If you were an eraser, what would be the first thing you would do?

erase the letter 'c' from the alphabet, it's redundant

if you just won the lottery, what do you do first

Pack carelessly and take a road trip.

If you were a dictionary, where would you be?

always close at hand

if you were a pizza what toppings would you have

Fresh

If you were a grill and being used, would your top be normally open or closed?

closed

if you were a shape shifter, what would your other shape be

Ethereal

If you were a book, what would the blurb say?