the Association of Depressed Whigs
Can burping lead terminal illness?
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the Association of Depressed Whigs
Can burping lead terminal illness?
I hope not b/c I burp CONSTANTLY--it's not even funny.
How does cellulite form?
It forms when you say "I don't believe in fairies"
Where does they word 'Shampoo' come from?
From extraterrestrials.
Where is extraterrestrials' home?
somewhere unearthly
when will time stop
When the batteries run out.
Why are oranges called "oranges" but lemons aren't "yellows" and limes aren't "greens"
because the name "carrots" was taken.
why does my brown wall look purple?
Because you're slowly going colour-blind, sorry.
Why do we sneeze?
because we have nose.
why tears fall down on our cheeks when we are happy and sad?
because there are little elves living in us that can't see any difference between happy and sad, and they're in charge of pumping out the tears!
Why do people have different hair colours?
When you write a story it is the only way you can make the difference between the story characters. In this way you write - the black haired guy smacked the blond haired one, and so on and so forth. If they were all with the same hair colour there would be no literature.
Why do people hang pictures on their walls?
To be displayed and to remind them of their memories.
Why do we feel physical pain?
Cos it's fun to watch other people get hurt.
Why won't my camera work?
Your camera's not feeling well.
Why do people relish eating raw fish in sushi?!
So they can attract penguins with their breath.
do colours exist in the dark ?