If you were a...

Point Lynas Lighthouse, Anglesey. Sturdy, strong, but a bit tatty round the edges

If you were in the Job market, what would you most like to be (except writer!!!)

(You just had to toss that line in)

A receptionist... I love to greet people, to make them feel welcome.

If you were an animal which one would you be?

King Charles Cavalier, without a doubt (and I knew you will be a writer!!)

If you were a building, as you mentioned, which you want to be?

The house of a special person in my life, this way I could watch them eat, walk, talk, work, watch TV and sleep. It would be a dream.

If you were a electronic device, what would you be?

Anything that communicates well, I think. Although I prefer communicating face to face.

May I throw the same question back at you?

Yes, fine.

An old electronic typewriter. I like the sound of the clanging of the keys and the vibration noise it made when no typing was being done. Ah, memories.

If you were an object in your home, what would you be?

An armchair. Pretty comfortable, a bit battered, but moulded to fit the individual.

You were a kitchen utensil, which one?

My favourite pot... Because it is the one that cooks my favourite sauce in it. I would love to be filled with that sauce.

If you were an insect, which one would you be?

Oh, a bee, without doubt. Tell 'em about the Hunny Mummy!!!

If you were a confection, which would you be?

Fairy floss or cotton candy... Or whatever it is called where you are from. It melts in the mouth and is soft. Mmmmmm.
If you were a motorvehicle, what would you like to be?

An AEC Routemaster, the archtypal London bus. Reliable, keeps going for years, never goes out of fashion, comfortable, economical...........

(We call it candy floss)

If you were a tune, which one would you like to be?

Jesus Loves You (simple, common, little kids love it, and I wouldn't be forgotten :]



If you were a type of computer which would you be?

An Apple IIc -- Basic, man. . .totally basic.

If you were a sort of malady, which would you be?

Hemorrhoid (what else?)

If you were a Lighthouse, what pattern of flash would you be sending (for all of them send a different pattern you know)...

Hemorrhoid (what else?)

If you were a Lighthouse, what pattern of flash would you be sending (for all of them send a different pattern you know)...