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[QUOTE=The Atheist;811347]See what happens when you allow women into the club?
No, it's okay with any of the other women; I've just got this special talent: when I say the P word or talk about anything gratifying; it gratifies people enough that they assume there must be something wrong with it...In case anyone hasn't noticed; I'm not the one starting all those new sexually explicit threads...I'm just enjoying them...:p
I'm not sure, after freebasing some Foucault I kind of lost track.Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
Ah! Those Metaphysical poets & their conceits...Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
As for Bernard Matthew's Pot Roasts...definitely not bootiful. :eek:
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Originally Posted by The Atheist
Enough already Sounds, you dont need to explain yourself here. Your previous post has already put me off walnuts for the rest of my life. We blokes are a bit squeemish about that sort of thing - (graphic descriptions of our willies:sick:)- we prefer to believe that women are all innocents who are unable to resist our male charm, which is magnified to irresistable proportions through alcohol.
[QUOTE=prendrelemick;811707]:santasmil Sorry, When you receive your present marked "Don't open 'til Xmas"; just return it unopened: It is a beautiful German Soldier Nutcracker:lol: Just be glad you're not a woman and have to look at O'keefe; I got traumatized everytime I saw a bee! Do you suppose women drink to become innocent...I hear men tell me the women look much better after a few drinks. :ladysman:Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Surely a lady would avert her gaze.:lol:
They're everywhere!Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
Luckily, my passport is stamped with "Never, ever allowed to be a moderator".
I'm just not..... moderate enough.
Actually, comparing this one
Sounds terminal, you'll just have to live with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Red-Headed
Nothing, but nithing's worse than that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Red-Headed
Sexually explicit threads?Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
I'm off!
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Originally Posted by prendrelemick
I don't agree with that at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
It's aliens, I tell ya!
Going to bed with Miss World at 3 am and waking up with the She-Devil at noon can only be proof that alien abductions are real.
I'll live, just as long as I can score some 'E' (existentialism) or some Dante's Divine Comedy...I'm really hurting for some tricento Italian literature...Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Mixing Dan Brown & Jeffrey Archer paperbacks? :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
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Avert, next time I'm wearing blinders:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Well, I've found that the folks around the forums cycle with their love of sexually explicit material...I suppose it is followed by a great deal of self imposed flogging and church going, family picnics and giving their mother in laws pedicures.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Yes, I've meant the aliens also; but I date Mr World, have four months of blissful activity and momentous nights...they turn into aliens about the time we get a joint checking account!:mad:
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Originally Posted by Red-Headed
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Stick with Dante a great trecento poet. If you can find a great tricento Italian writer, your journey to the inferno may be sooner than you think. Really!
Did I ever tell you about the the time I was alienly abducted? O.K. guys I obvously did but that experience left its mark on me. Me and Arthur.C. Clarke had long discussions about this, I was under hypnosis, obviously, but I do remember flashbacks such as, the second wave and watch the skies, watch the skies. I swear I will never go to bed with Miss World again. :cold:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
I demand an explanation for the unforgiveable lack of german beer in this thread! We invented the juice so you might as well pay homage to the pros.
Damn, I'm so strung out I can't even spell trecento! :eek2:Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
I blame the Deuchars IPA.
Wunderbar. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by MGK
http://thm-a02.yimg.com/image/4ebb8f49bfd09320
Hold the presses!
new information has come to my attention
Sierra Nevada Bigfoot Ale 330 calories 9.6% alcohol and only 32 grams of carbs.
Who needs food? German beer? why not name a few of your favorites MGK?
local ad for fine chocolate notes that a women might not want a man after enough of that (not desiring a freak of nature).
the tunnel between area 51 and the nevada nuclear test site recently discovered (that explains miss world becoming the coyote ugly one you wake up with: makes you chew your arm off at the elbow and leave the forearm under her head right where it was when you awoke, and fearing IT might re-awake)
Minnesota Viking adrian peterson thankful that tiger took all the media focus away from him
glad I quit international travel before they started requiring passports.
Worse than a beaujolias hangover.Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
More to do witht he unforgiveable lack of Germans in the thread!Quote:
Originally Posted by MGK
The invention of beer is a funny one, with the earliest record being in Iran, where they don't like it all nowadays.
Jocky, I suggest you cover your eyes at this time:
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Originally Posted by gbrekken
Sometimes, the world is less strange than we expect.
:rage: Atheist you will be glad to hear the perpetrators of this unspeakable act of wanton destruction were executed by me personally, several times over. My orders were perfectly clear burn the books, not the booze. :bawling::bawling::bawling:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist