because we get in trouble for writing on the walls
Why do we put off necessity for frivolity?
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because we get in trouble for writing on the walls
Why do we put off necessity for frivolity?
Because if we would turn those priorities around, we would never get to the frivolity.
What makes a song more hummy?
Hummmmmm. . . . .when you can't understand the lyrics.
Is "posting on litnet" a good answer to the question, "why have you still not changed the baby's diaper like you said you would 10 minutes ago?"?
absolutely
Why is "I" the most commonly spoken word in the English language?
because "stupid" was already taken.
How come shoes always come in pairs?
they get lonely
what the hell is the chicken doing near the road in the first place?
looking for eggcitement.
what does history teach us?
Things we never learn.
Is it possible to slingshot around the sun and travel through time? I saw it on Star Trek, it must be true.
star trek never lies NEVER - INVERT THE POLARITY OF THE SHIELDS
what's the difference between magenta and pink?
Magenta has an elitist ancestry while pink originated in the face of the working classes.
Do animals across cultures make the same animal sounds?
no animals are more civilized then humans they have a one language for their use and no need to segregate themselves into different types of beings because of geographical differences.
why has there been no progress into space since man landed on the moon other then the space station which isn't complete and already has problems?
When they got to the Moon it was SOOO BOOORING so they gave up and invented playstation instead.
Why do socks disappear in the wash?
Because underpants give washing machines indigestion
does alcohol make people seem more attractive?
Yes, if you drank alcohol which is in eau de cologne.
If you were an extraterrestrial coming to Earth, where would you go first?
Home.
Who decided that bright blue is an acceptable colour for standard pen ink?