The doctor that did the whole cloning turnip-hybrid fiasco?
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The doctor that did the whole cloning turnip-hybrid fiasco?
Aimus, is it OK if we think you look like Edward Scissorhands? Which would, of course, account for aversion to mention of "slicing and dicing"? :rolleyes:
http://www.thefoxmoviechannel.com/im...ISSORHANDS.jpg
Where does that doctor live?? I might need his help in the near future :D :D
Is the doctor necessarily a "he"? Perhaps the doctor is the little girl who lives down the lane, a child prodigy?
You think the martians vaporized a child prodigy?
Pen, don't I have turnip feet instead of scissor hands?
Well, it might account for your taking root on top of the Hill all the time at that, wouldn't it? :lol:
why would it do that?
what hill?
Have you not sat upon the litnet hill and been rudely knocked off by Aimus?
Didn't I give away the hill to charity a long time ago? Didn't it become a childrens playground?
Isn't that somewhat misleading?
Is not the hill still standing as a testament to knocking people off of it?
Isn't being knocked off the hill part of the children playing king of the hill, on my hill?
So you assume it is just your hill, do you?
How could it not be my hill? Didn't you know I just got tired of having to kick of unwanted visitors, so instead I gave it to charity to do with as they saw fit?
Shall I give you my patented "yeah, right" look?
Does it please you to give that look?
Do you really have to ask? :lol: :p
Wasn't I merely being courteous by showing interest in your supposed 'yeah, right' look?
Aren't you just being modest?
Hey, is this turniper club exclusive, or what?
Weren't you a member already?
Ah, I hope you don't expect membership dues, right?
Can you believe you have a benefactor who has already paid your membership fee for the next ten years?
Do you know how special that makes me feel? Shall I shout "Hurrah"?
What if it was the prince of Wales?
Does that make a difference? Do you think he will expect something in return? :eek:
*edit* Do you like my new sig? :p
Is it an exclusive club? Doesn't that make you feel special, being a part of such an exclusive bunch of turnipers? :D
Wouldn't it make you feel special? Even if it was the...mentally challenged kind of "special?"
can i be in this exclusive club?
Do you wish to feel special, just like the other bunch of turnipers in the club?? eh.....
Ooooooooh. Burn. Perhaps that PAM up there hasn't yet comprehended how magnificent and transcendental turnips, tunippers, and turnipping is?Quote:
Originally Posted by thevintagepiper
Isn't turnipping really more of an intrisic calling, rather than a club?
What do you do in a turnipping club? Pull turnips all day?
Oh No, they make the turnips run around in a cage and later perform human-turnip hybrid experiment done specially by Martian scientists. I pesume they have perfected this art. What do you say????
Well, having not seeing this most peculiar performance, I can't say. What do you think this world is coming to?
Some glorious post turnip enlightened vegetarian utopia, perhaps?
Aimus, do you expect me to believe you "gave your hill away for charitable reasons?" IRS finally caught up with you, huh? You need a Dragon for that Turnip Club. Ever see a Dragon plow a field, not to mention cook? :lol:
Can everyone who wishes to join pay the membership fees of a turnip each day? Isn't anyone willing to give away their turnips for the greater good of turniping welcome?
IRS, now really, what is that? :rolleyes: :lol:
How many stars did you rate this thread? How many stars did you rate the turnip?
Don't I keep all my stars to myself, where they might shine brighly on my folly?
Aren't you a star yourself, Aimus, to all those oppressed, unrepresented, weak, hungry turnips out there?
Are not we all such stars, to our own individual beloved turnips?
And yet, did we not learn all our turnip related tricks and characteristics from the master himself?