Pam

pam has no legs at all!!!

PAM only has 1 wing. Why don't you go fly around in circles, you loser.

ur the loser!!!!! all u do is sleep!!! thats y u hav no time to think of a better comeback!!!!!!

The PAM sleeps under her bed.

PAM just gets her sleep at work...

Simple and plain.....PAM is just jealous of the luxury I have :D

PAM confuses jealousy with pity. :D

PAM uses airfreshener as deodorant.

PAM uses deoderant as airfreshner :p

PAM likes to draw in the sand. :D

PAM's ears are so big that PAM can make snow angels without the use of arms...

The PAM collects gum from underneath restaurant tables.

pam eats the gum from under the restaurant's tables!!!!!!

The PAM uses gum as a hairstyling product.

PAM wishes she had enough hair to style with gum.

pam uses gum for hair gel!!!

PAM uses gel on their underarm hair!

pam uses gel for their contact lenses!!!!!!!!!!!

PAM doesn't wear contact because they like bumping into things!!

PAM bumps into people to make small talk.

PAM borrows things and doesn't give them back, to make small talk when the person wants their stuff back! :eek:

pam breaks the stuff they borrow then gives it back like nothing happened to it!!!!

PAM sells the stuff she has borrowed from others on Ebay.

The PAM makes all her outfits from grocery bags and tin foil.

PAM uses cardboard boxes as furniture in her house.

pam uses nothing as their furnature!!!

The PAM's room wallpaper is rainbowbright..and some pink unicorns.

The PAM likes to chew on discarded corn cobs as a midnight snack.

The PAM loves papaya with such passion, that she doesn't care whether it is still unripe; or spoiled.

Pam thought that opera and Oprah were one and the same.

The PAM is as good as drunk when he is on caffiene. :p

^:lol:

Pam thought that light beer meant that it weighed less.

PAM 's favorite subject in his photography are electric fans. :p

Heey, lol
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Pan thinks opera fans are used to keep the actors cool.

PAM wrote a 1000-page novel titled The Tale of the Watermelon. :cool:

Pam was stupid enough to look the title up :lol:

Then followed PAM's literary masterpiece, The Philosophical Armchair. :p

Pam thought that deconstructionism was a method of engineering.

:lol:

PAM once insisted that skateboards have rights.

Pam stayed up so late that she missed the premire of an opera she had long anticipated the next day. ;)