If you were a...

Tough one... I wouldn't have a clue... Maybe droplets of water on deck.

If you weren a mouse, which celebrities home would you enter?

NONE...they never eat at home...LOL, but seriously, I would probably start at Martha Stewart's...

If you were back on that ship, what would you be smelling right now? (challenge your imagination)

I am assuming we are at sea, so I shall say the smell of the ocean... It has a sense of freedom to it. Sorry darl, not one for ships. But love the ocean.

May I say the same question for this one?

such a mixture of scents, the salty ocean air stirring the odors of blood and sweat that is ingrained into the crevices of the oak decking, the powdery sulfur smell wafting from the depths of the cannons, the smell of sawdust from the stern of the ship as the carpenter makes repairs, and paint from the bow...the smell from the ropes as they stretch the billowy sails, and the succulent beef from the galley..........oh, sea life!!!

If you were the cook, what would you make to go with the beef?

Firstly I must say Bien that was very poetic... Add to it and you have yourself a beautiful poem.

Ok. Well I am not a chef, so I wouldn't really know, but I would like to say that a lovely Greek rice, steamed broccoli and mash pototo would go lovely with beef.

And if I were the Captain, I'd say..."Blastit, all we have is the rice from the Spanish schooner that we just commandeered, and the few potatoes that we fished out of the sea when we sunk the Irish transport vessel. You'll have to make do, Cooky!!"

If you were a poem, what kind of paper would you be written on?

(You're a character, Bien)

I would be written on soft pink paper, unlined, giving me plenty of freedom. Sprinkled with lightly scented perfume and enclosed in a pink envelope tied up with a soft, light pink satin ribbon.

If you were an animal, which one would you be?

An elephant (such a wonderfully majestic and powerful creatures)...not like a lion or tiger searching for prey, but a calm intelligent beast...

If you were a song, what would you be about, your tempo, and rhythm?

I would be about fun, it would be latin music with a fast pace. Because I would like to move people.

If you were a criminal, which type of criminal would you be... ie; burgular, murderer etc...

burglar...having stolen merely a loaf of bread

If you were searching for an entry level position, what kind of payment would you expect?

Depends on my career and location but I pulled these averages from salary.com:

Deli Counter Clerk - $26,000/yr

Business Data Analyst I - $55,727/yr

Integration Engineer I - $66,515/yr


http://swz.salary.com/salarywizard/l...rief_ms01.html


If you were a tea cup what kind of tea would you hold?

Madura

If you were a movie character, who would you be?

Maria Von Trap from Sound of Music.

If you were a famous movie star who would you be?

Fred Astaire (but looking for a Ginger Rogers!)

If you weren't you, who would you like to be?

A saint... So I could spread, good love.

If you were a building, which one would you be?