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Now for something completely different. Tiger Woods sneaks up the stairs at two in the morning, WHAM his wife hits him on the back of his head with his favourite titanium driver, what a swing. He stumbles downstairs and into his car SMASH his wife shatters his windscreen with a three iron, CRASH he hits a fire hydrant slews across the road and BASH hits a tree. She pulls him from the car and slashes him several times across the face with a Nike tee. ' Listen buster you will keep out of the rough and stick to the fairway fom now on. ' The moral being, never play away when married to someone who knows how to raise her game. :)
See what happens when you allow women into the club?Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
:D
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
That could be how it went down.
I don't normally care for celebrity gossip, but to see Woods actually be shown to be human and subject to human error is pretty good.
The side question of how someone could be married to Elin and even realise other women existed, let alone be attractive, remains unanswered.
Atheist, there are some things in this life that are unknowable, as Donald Rumsfeld used to say. I suspect your beloved science will never answer this one. ' there are more things in heaven and earth, Atheist, than are dreamt of in your philosophy ' :)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
I know. They just cause you get reminders and warnings from the moderators...Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
:rolleyes:
Is this thread still about beer? In which case does anyone drink this? I am really developing a taste for it. :thumbs_up
You know your nickname amongst private messengers , of course you do. Beware the THREADENDER. BRRR :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
Wha...??? You... You call me "threadender"?!?!???Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
*goes to the corner to curl up into a ball and cry herself to sleep*
:rolleyes:
You dont mean Caledonian Deuchars do you ? I believe a few Edinburghwegian undergraduates still keep the tradition alive. Listen Ginger my entymological buddy I am sure we have had a run in before. As to your original point, we gave up talking about beer after the fifth or sixshhh pint. Where's that Prendrelemick, I hope he didn't make a hash of his Dutch expedition. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Red-Headed
Well, it's available south of the border now.Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
I see. It's just that drinking beer is one of my hobbies. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Red-Headed
You mean to tell me Deuchars is available in Mexico! A bit of good Scottish advice, never, but never mix beer and literature, it is a recipe for disaster, take it from one who knows. :)
Great analogy!Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
Yeah, but still, if it happened at work, someone would have probably lodged a sexual harrassment suit and we'd all be wearing striped clothes!Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
Can't find a more honourable hobby than that!Quote:
Originally Posted by Red-Headed
No way Atheist, Jocky may not have the X factor but I have defenitely got the squirm factor. Moderators, plural ? You mean Schez is like a big front for something far more sinister! Tell me your not a moderator Atheist, oh my God it's Mick, I knew it, I have walked right into a trap. This is a Kafkaesque moment, I want to break free :)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
No (well it might be), it's just the global warming making you think that it is Mexico.Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
Too late for me, I'm on several units of alcohol a day & three paperbacks a week. I just don't think I can cold turkey...Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
Is it worse than mixing the hop & the vine? :eek2:
Well I might be able to, but I am usually far too busy drinking ale in the pub.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Aah, a troubled man, it could be the red hair! I can clearly see you are having difficulties, do you not mean several paper backs and three units of alcohol a week? My advice would be this, whether it be the metaphysical poets, the English language ( God help us all ) or Bernard Mathew's Pot Roasts the Blokes Thread is here for you. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Red-Headed