King of the hill

Bienvenu's Hill

Opens hill to all who would play nicely together.

The Hill is now The United Member's of LitNet
(Constitution being drafted)

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The emoticon says it all! :p

My goons march up the hill and crush all who do not recognize Papaya as the Queen of the hill.


Papaya's Hill

Your hill?

Satan smiles and papaya retreats back waving to him. :reddevil:

My hill! :devil:

I lure Satan to an icecream, rainbow and puppy-dog shop with a shiny object.

My hill! :crazy:

The Dragon takes time from his nap to open the dimensional portal and gaze upon the worthless piece of real estate that is called simply "The Hill". He laughs to himself about the easy time he would have taking it over, as no human can harm an immortal Dragon Lord. Deciding it isn't worth his time, he merely sets it afire. It's still Heathcliff's hill but perhaps he or she should stock up on marshmallows... :mad5:

I set up my army of marshmellows and I'm reclaiming my title as king of the hill!

Heathcliff's marshmallows liquefy before the heat of my dragon flames. Having nothing else on my agenda, the Dragon claims the hill and begins renovations for a castle with a hidden dimensional portal which will send the unwary to Limbo. My hill, and face the fires if you don't believe it!

Pendragons Hill....

I, being a boyscout, set Pendragon's fire on fire and tied the flume of the dimensional portal into a series of complex knots.

I just earned my King-of-the-Hill merit badge!:lol:

MY HILL:D

Galzraa's Hill


My super duper jumbo burp blows Galzraa away!

My Hill!

The stench kills everyone on the hill, except me. It is, now, ofcourse, MY HILL! Mwahahahahha :banana:


My...my...my HILL!!

I employ the use of a shovel to dig up bits of the hill and move it to another location where I put it back together again. After about one hundred years of shovelling...

MY HILL!

I build a time machine and travel back to those good old times when I was the king.

Nikhar's hill (but, obviously, not for long)!

I inform Nikhar that Waterstone's is giving away free Agatha Christie books during the next hour only. He runs to join the queue without his hat or shoes and I restore the hill to its ideal existence:

Scheherazade's Hill!

Scher's Hill

After finding out that it was just a hoax, I get infuriated, not because you've taken my hill but coz you lied about Christie!
Seeking revenge, I bribe people to not vote for 'The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay'. Scher runs to the anti-corruption office.

I reign the hill again. :)