Pam

The PAM needs to find a new leotard

Hi Kathy and Robin

Hi, Grace!!

PAM smells funny.

The PAM eats too much spinach...its starting to clog his teeth

The PAM's "California Girl" tan is beginning to fade.

The PAM got a little carried away with the self-tanner - orange is not a good color for you, PAM! :wave:

The PAM needs to comb her hair...it's beginning to look like a nest...lol..

((hey, I actually glow in the dark!!))

the PAM needs to learn not to confuse glow paint with tanning stuff :p

The PAM needs to use a fingernail clipper...I can hear your nails on the keyboard...

:p I like glow paint!

PAM needs anti-fungal cream for her feetsies.

PAM better stop aiming his bow incorrectly or he's gonna get tennis elbow!

PAM doesn't have a bow. Nyeh.

PAM's bow is made out cotton swabs!

PAM's hair is stringy as licorice! Ha!

Aha! But you see, at least I have hair....why else does PAM always wear a hat?!

PAM is jealous of the Robin Hood hat!