...have no ears and can't fly like the one's in yours.
Purple is better than red because...
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...have no ears and can't fly like the one's in yours.
Purple is better than red because...
red is a colour that is not as close to blue as purple is to orange guinea pigs.
The dance of the drooling fool is...
...easy to learn, fun for all the family and breaks the ice at parties. Wear a bib though!
Smiling through adversity is like ...
...going window-shopping during an economic crisis.
The best way to face adversity is...
to look her in the eye and tell her she's not getting any tonight.
When the zeppelin landed......
...every body realised that they had been brought back through time to the 1930's
The day I leave this place will be...
The day that I can't remember I have amnesia.
With a smile...
...and a gun one can get more than with just a smile ( stolen from Al :D )
The only solution to an empty heart is...
..to fill it up with some strong booze and a broad
When giving all the...
I'll say yes to the booze dude
... freshly baked cookies to the sick neighbour, offer her husband some first to avoid misunderstandings.
I must fight the...
urge to start babbling on about all the wonders of the incredibly microscopic.
All fired up, ready to...
...beat the hell out of the vending machine that ate all my change.
I'm going out to get completely....
...wet; it's raining cats and dogs.
One, two, three....
...four, somebody please shut the door
Five, six, seven...
...eight, and please too shut the gate.
nine, ten, eleven...