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Would you believe I will have visions of turnips dancing in my dreams tonight?

What will be the nature of the turnip filled dreams?

Perhaps the turnips will be dancing much like these bananas, what do you think?
:banana: :banana:

Aren't turnips a little more reserved than that? Mature and refined? Sage, even?

Are you kidding me? :lol:

Don't I express myself clearly? :D

Isn't that a subjective matter? ;)

Don't you know the objective is not absolutely independent of the subjective?

In other words, isn't it true that the reality is no less a figment of our imagination than a figment of our imagination is a figment of our imagination?

Are y'all talkin' about me?

What if we are? Ya gonna get tough about it or what? :lol:

What If I am?

How do you intend to either chastise us or remediate the problem via mere posts?

Can it be done bu being very quiet?

Isn't it more to your style to blather and palaver endlessly; perhaps in a clamorous fashion? :D

Does that mean I can't win by being as quiet as a guinea pig with ADHD?

How would you know how much noise a guinea pig with ADHD makes?

Don't I have two of them running around in a big cage somewhere?

Aren't those your pet turnips running about the cage? Aren't their names "Finchy" and "Snookums" ? Is that just too weird? :p

Why does it matter?

Ofcourse it matters. Dont you have to catch them and put them in the stew????

Since when did people start eating their pets?

I thought they were turnips, and they suddenly came to life. Was that not the case????

Does "slice and dice" mean any thing to a turnip collecting green frog? Or perhaps julienne? http://www.catch-allclipart.com/cusi.../0100aCAll.jpg

Don't you agree they are at their finest when raw and in one piece?

I think they would taste much better when chopped into pieces and cooked using spices. What do you say?????

Doesn't that make you a butcher of guinea pig shaped turnips named Vladimir and Piotr?

Does it??? I am just trying to enjoy the fruits of nature.

Oh well, the stew has been prepared. Would you like to taste it????

What kind of cannibal do you take me for? :eek:

Aren't you the one who takes turnips as guinea pigs and also has names for them????

Well you need not be a cannibal, you are too much of a Sage to become one. Would you want to prove it wrong????? :brow:

Is Aimus really a great big turnip and not this dashing fellow here ?

(BTW, do you not think that I think that is a cute pic? :))

Doesn't it go without saying that no one would dare admit it before him?

But isn't being a turnip far more laudable than being a human?

You mean, it's better to be eaten than to eat?

Did any of you ever consider the fact that I might actually be a human-turnip hybrid from a cloning experiment gone horribly wrong?

Oh, poor you. Who did that to you???

Dr.Henry Jekyll?

Would you believe me I don't know?
Don't you wish he hadn't kept the test tube I was in covered with something, preventing me from identifying him?

And then; what happened after you came out of the test tube? Had he disappeared?

Didn't I tell you I got rescued by the martians, who vaporized the poor doctor?

what doctor?