Quote:
Hello. I'm Mr. Mark.
A mark is a mark that's dark, oh hark;
And no one can talk to a mark that's dark;
That is, oh hark, unless the mark is
The famous Mr. Mark!
Go right to the stark, and ask the mark,
He'll give you the answer to your remark.
He's always on a steady mark.
Talk to Mr. Mark!
People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day;
But Mister Mark will never speak unless he has something to say!
A mark is a mark that's dark, oh hark,
And this one will talk 'til his voice is stark!
You never heard of a talking mark?
Well listen to this:
"I am Mister Mark!"
Derived, of course, from the theme song from