Why not...?
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Why not...?
Is that rhetorical?
Do you think I would refuse a hug from a friend?
So, why not now? :D :D
May I invite all who wish a hug to receive one courtesy of me? :)
Weren't those kittens cute? Am I a doofus for being a sucker for a cute animal pic? ;)
Why should you be?
Doesn't everyone here agree that those kittens are universally cute?
But isn't it especially true when kitttens are combined with hugs?
Would you believe I have had cats for pets, or to rephrase that, cats have had ME for a pet, all of my life? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/tiere/g075.gif
Did I once see a magnet that said, "Dogs have owners, Cats have staff"?
Would you believe that at one time (not now) I had 9 cats and a dog?
Would you believe I would actually thrive on the insanity of having so many cats?
Can you imagine me not agreeing with a fellow animal lover?
Would you believe I once read that the deffinition of a cat is: "a small, furry quadraped with human servants."? http://www.websmileys.com/sm/animal/002.gif
Isn't it true cats think they rule the universe?
Isn't it hard to discern that disposition due to the presence of their relentless peevishness?
Then what, according to cats, is the centre of the universe?
Isn't the answer to that question painfully obvious due to their incessant attention to and devotion of the terminal section of their alimentary canal?
doesn't that suggest they live in pocket universes?
Doesn't that question only make sense if a cat's rectum can be considered a universe?
Can each molecule be a little universe?
Doesn't that depend on which definition of universe you are using?
Who came up with the idea to let words have multiple definitions?
Am I sensing an anti-cat sentiment from ShoutGrace?
Could not one say that dogs engage in similiar activities regarding specific parts of their anatomy?
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While we are on the subject of disgusting habits of our "pets", might I point out that at least cats are only attracted to other cats, and not, for example, something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a female of its species? :rolleyes:
Is not this a pointless discussion since cats obviously will never step down from their position as haughtiest animal?
But dogs, in spite of their ablity to keep their posterior as clean as any cats, are humble, aren't they?
haughty cats, humble dogs.....he, he, he.........
Could one not say that people project attitudes and emotions on pets sometimes? Are not cats simply of a different temperment as dogs?
Did you know my cat Sweet Jane is very un-haughty and will drool all over me in her happiness to be patted, much like my dog Dillon? :)
Where have all my turnips gone?
Didn't somebody eat all the turnips?
How can they have my share???
Didn't the turnips end up in a stew? ;)
Well I thought someone ate them, how is it possible that now they are in a stew????
perhaps some poor unfortunate made turnip stew?
But aren't you a turnip?
Aren't you thinking of Aimus? Am I perhaps only second fiddle to his turnipiness?
Aren't we being a little presumptuous, speaking of turnips when the expert isn't around?
How can I be expected to wait for him to return before discussing turnips?
What are your alternatives? Isn't that the most logical course of action?
I suppose it is, but don't you think it is difficult to wait?
Will not waiting increase the pleasure of the moment when it finally comes?