Pam

PAM sings in an ABBA tribute band at weekends.

http://www.abbatribute.info/abba_tribute_band_home2.jpg

PAM WISHES she was cool enough to sing in an ABBA tribute band!!

PAM thinks singing in an ABBA tribute band is cool!

:D

pam spams!!!

PAM cleans his teeth with Dentastix.

PAM makes statues of famous economists out of spam in her free time.

PAM decorates her house with those statues.

you know when you lock the keys in the car? PAM!!!

PAM works as a hand double in horror movies.

The PAM kicks puppies.

PAM licks puppies.

PAM is confusing me. Did the muppets sing 'Stuck in the Middle with you'?

PAM carries an autographed copy of Miss Piggy's photo in his wallet.

PAM takes all her make up tips from Miss Piggy.

PAM has learned all her jokes from Fozzie.

The PAM has just build a seperate room on her house for her toothbrush collection.

The PAM doesn't brush her teeth at all.

PAM doesn't have any teeth to brush!

PAM uses fizzy drinks to wash her hair

PAM uses her dog to mop the floors.

The PAM pretends her mop is a dog!!

PAM keeps offering doggy treats to my mop!

PAM mops the floor with her dog!!!

At least, she told me it was her dog.

PAM copies my answers!

;)

Gah, it's true! it happened in more than one thread. :(

PAM uses her cat to sweep the porch. (Poor kitty!)

PAM calls my broom a kitty!

PAM is always complaining about how much hair her broom sheds.

PAM wishes that he played the leading role in "Not Another Teen Movie".

PAM looks into her palm to try to read her future, but she says the ink must have washed off.

PAM keeps refering to me as "she/her".

PAM is an evil influence.

PAM makes my influence look like child's play.

PAM tries to be a vigilante, but ends up handing people fliers for the Jehovah's Witnesses.

PAM has just stolen an avatar!

PAM is coming towards me with Watchtower Society publications.

PAM uses lard as hair gel.

PAM wears rings made of chocolate wrappers.

PAM collects those chocolate wrappers.

PAM eats the wrappers instead of the chocolate inside!

PAM has posted this ^ message in the wrong thread.