arent baby elephants.
Watching National Geographic documentaries at night...
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arent baby elephants.
Watching National Geographic documentaries at night...
has taught me to keep my windows locked and my
..blinders down.
Tutankhamen would have lived longer...
If he his dad hadn't been a circus freak. But you can't be too
lucky, but he could have been warned by ...
...someone that he would end up as a Steve Martin song.
When the cold wind blows...
.. the cradle on the tree branch rocks.
Oh, sunshine sunshine, at last...........
Oh, sunshine sunshine, at last I can tell you how beautiful you are.
I want to write about...
the things that matter to me.
on a hot summer's night...
... don't take any risks.
I believe I know where ...
I believe I know where I belong.
Good communication is...
better than screaming at each other through a closed door.
"Cleanliness is next to...
... cleaning" in my old dictionary.
If you want to get the job ...
kiss my boots!"
A penny saved...
A penny saved from rusting.
If it is all the same, why...
are things so damn different?
With all due respect...
With all due respect nobody can swear.
Remembering good times...
...is nice, but making them is better.
I thought I saw...
a purple cow,and I'd rather see than be one.
Two wrongs don't...
. . . make three score and ten.
Two heads are better than . . .
being decapitated.
He who cannot remember the past...
...um...forgot what I was going to say.
When two become one...
someone has been adsorbed.
The sun was shining on the sea...
...and the sea shone on me.
If I could see the sea...
...would Cici see me?
If I could catch the wind...
my sailboat might move.
Star light, star bright...
...why'd the nova come tonight?
When you wish upon...
anything, you show the intelligence of a fool.
Even a fool, when he holds his tongue, is...
...hard to understand.
Nothing assuages a guilty conscience like...
...removing all witnesses.
Never give a sucker...
Funny. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Calidore
an even cue.Quote:
Originally Posted by Calidore
It is better to have loved and lost
...if you're a songwriter looking for material.
Baby please don't..
spit your formula all over Pop-Pop's clean shirt!
Mammas, don't let your babies...