Pam

The PAM uses paste as chip dip.

the pam double dips in the dip bowl at parties. didn't your mom teach you any manners pam? :p

But the PAM wears the bowl atop her head to adorn her pretty l'il hairdo! Tsk Tsk! ;)

PAM once started a sing-along in a tour bus. :p

The pam broke the toilet in a tour bus. way to go PAM!

But the PAM broke wind in that same tour bus, OMG PAM! :lol:

PAM wears a windbreaker all the time b/c someone told her that she could fart all she wanted while wearing it, and no one would know otherwise. See, PAM thinks her windbreaker is a fart-masking cloak. Poor Pam. Everyone knows it was you, except you. :p

PAM is trying to start a new trend by wearing her shoes on the wrong feet. Hmmmm ... shouldn't PAM start with something simpler than those stilletos? :lol:

PAM owns ducky shorts.

PAM thinks her big sister is snobby. That's not nice. You owe your sister an apology. :p

The PAM has a collection of belly button lint he proudly displays on a mantle.

PAM often leaves the bathroom unflushed..:lol: ;)

The PAM wears a Santa hat all year.

PAM likes to invite her neighbors to sit on her newly painted patio chairs.

the pam likes her cat so much that she put him in her violin case to keep him so the pam's sister will not take him!

The PAM has a collection of red skin potatos that resemble dead presidents.

the pam wears a wing made of celery stalks :D

the pam is a screwed up poet

the pam is extremely yellow from her contact with so many lemons :P

PAM... is on.

(how original is that!) lol.

After hearing that the correct term for her inability to finish a story is called "writer's block", PAM promptly widened her eyes and fearfully asked, "Is it fatal?"

:lol:

The PAM has built a treehouse to resemble the tardis and now won't come down from the tree.

the pam's head is orange and green!

The PAM's sox are orange and green (and are supposed to be bluey-white)! :eek:

PAM's socks have completly disintegrated due to her near-debilitating foot odor!

Pam can't remember what number follows 10...:brickwall

For shame...:D

The Pam has an extra toe on her left foot so she can count to 21.

PAM wishes that she COULD count to 21! :p

The PAM has twenty one peach pits she think looks like WWII generals.

Wot the hey??! :lol:

PAM's hair looks like spaghetti on a good day! ;)

The PAM eats her spaghetti one strand at a time it takes her 3 hours to finish a meal.

PAM collects screwdrivers as a hobby.

PAM makes friends with cockroaches! :eek:

PAM likes to wear paper hats of her own making.

pam is a closet queen

PAM is afraid of the closet monster and pushes a chair in front of the closet door every night before bed.

I have not 'spkoken' with PAM for quite sometime. How are ya doin', PAM? :wave:

hey sub :wave:

The PAM drinks milk staight out of the carton.

The PAM collects tube socks. :p