Life will be summer
In winter time and summer
In winter. Confused?
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Life will be summer
In winter time and summer
In winter. Confused?
In winter Confused?
Always for the ice freezes
My little grey cells.
My little grey cells
Depart; fall away slowly
What have I achieved?
What have I achieved
By rehearsing such trifles
That make a mind sick?
That make a mind sick
with the wretched thoughts of flu,
It's begining to.
It's beginning to
Sound through a curtained window
Like wearied birds sleep.
Like wearied birds sleep
In the caverns of helms deep
evil seeks to creep.
evil seeks to creep
between closed lids persuading
day to fear the light
Day to fear the light
Hiding in a rock's shadow
Waiting for sunset
Waiting for sunset
To escape this harsh bedding;
Vampires sleep poorly.
Vampires sleep poorly
When near railway construction
Where people pound stakes.
Where people pound stakes
when they are done they eat steak
It makes them happy.
It makes them happy
until they find out the steaks
are made from vampires.
are made from the vampires
these stews with the broth which was
once her dear brother
(not to be totally gross - honestly, that sort of thing would kill me *shudders*
(though i liked the two broths))
once her dear brother
did turn into a werewolf
she shot his wolf ***.
She shot his wolf ***
With rabies vaccination
He howled like a pup.
:lol: That is so funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by TBtheG
He howled like a pup
when they took his dog bisket
Poor little baby.
Poor little baby
Hush, stop crying. I'll let you
Have the remote now.
Have the remote now,
I am finished using it.
The Oilers have lost.
The Oilers have lost
But next sunday things may change;
secret pass play planned.
Secret pass - play planned:
the scenario unfolds:
until the encore!
until the encore,
when I'll attempt to outlast
the clapping of crowds.
The clapping of crowds
For Britney and Christina;
So unjustified.
So unjustified
to let guys think we gals think
that we think they think
:D
That we think they think
Of us is the masterly
Trick of the butcher.
Trick of the butcher
The label reads as "Chicken."
Hah!! Now that's a laugh.
Trick of the butcher
To turn a fat mooing cow
into luscious steak.
Into lucsious steak
He'll never cut because he's
Vegetarian
Vegetarian
Ranchers feel conflicted on
Eat A Bovine Day.
Eat A Bovine Day
also includes practical
jokes about Vegans
:lol: :lol: Very good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Riesa
Jokes about vegans:
Does your poop look like tofu
Or like green lentils?
or like green lentils
this road less travelled leaves a
post-colonial trace
post-colonial trace
is based on what you know, and
I know diddly squat.
I know diddly squat
About sharks and bees wax and finches.
Write on what you know.
Write on what you know.
I know that RFLPs
need restrict. enzymes
need restrict enzymes
want freedoms speech air beer life
make the unborn free
Make the unborn free
And shackle the dead in crypts;
Life has that effect.
Terrible, just terrible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
life has that effect -
wait, it's affect? or effect?
eng . . . lish over . . . load . . .
BZZZT! : )
:D cute, mir. :wave:
eng . . . lish over . . . load . . .
Thinking on a word too much
Turns it inside out.