King of the hill

i give nikhar a piece of string, who goes crazy playing with a stupid piece of string... simple things amuse simple minds, i guess....

my hill

Jekan is astounded by a new face on the hill, goes into shock, and is airlifted to a far away hospital.

My hill.

Stephanie puts sleeping powder in ^ manga... they put there nose in the book and pass out. upon which stephanie rolls them down the hll. my hill

Stephanie watches the aurora borealis all night long, succumbs to sleep deprivation in the morning, and rolls down the hill herself.

I man the fort.

Stephanie enjoys her roll down the hill. :D But planning her attack, she Drops a metal box over isomniac trapping her, then sends her to antartica with a camera and a journal, to play with the penguins and get distracted writing about the beauty isomniac finds there. Isomniac is off the hill leaving stephanie to maintain it peacefully, drinking margarittas :D yummy :D

HA! The false female version of Insomniac was a trap! The real, somewhat masculine, though undoubtedly male Insomniac comes out of hiding after Stephanie gets drunk off of margaritas and sends her to the female version of Insomniac in Antarctica, who, luckily, has no problem with slapping a girl around and hogtying her for use as a footstool.

*gaaasp* MY HILL. . .

lol my apologize insomniac :( didnt mean to genderly offend you... oops. But unknowingly you thought I was drunk, upon arival I took the female version of you, put it in a box and sent it back to you. Sitting at the bottom of the hill until she drives you insane because of the fact you are too much alike, and insomniac runs off the hill straight into a padded cell at a mental facility...
Stephanies Hill
Cheers

Actually, I laughed quite a bit at that. It just so happens that I was genderly mistaken for a girl quite often when I answered the phone when I was younger.

Anyway, that's not me in the padded cell, that's my well-paid doppelganger! I was on the next hill over, taking shots of Jaegermeister, and laughing at the antics of my two subordinates!

I got drunk off the Jaeg, lost my inhibitions, and used a form of drunken boxing to kick you off my hill.

MY HILL!

P.S. I took CHASER pills before the Jaeg, so I'll be scotch-free in the morning -- if you'll excuse the pun!

Lol, ahh no hangover...I enjoy that life well...you have forced me to extream measures...
Stephanie takes and ties Insomniac up, puts HIM in a box, Ducttapes the box completly, Attaches barbedwire all around it. sticks that in a metal box that is coated with bailing wire, and burries you in her horse pasture... with a security system so if you touch a side of the box, besides the bottom, you get shocked...

Stephanies Hill

Oh, no! The ever formidable duct tape!

But you underestimated me. The barbed wire and electrical shocks have no effect on me!

**When I was a kid, me and my sisters or cousins used to take turns grabbing an electrified barbed wire fence to see who could hold on the longest!

Luckily, my female version is still loose so she dug me up and freed me. I then locked her in the metal box and buried her in a random unknown location so you wouldn't have a chance to bond with her, become friends, stab me in the back, and kick me off the hill.

I then hired a landscaper who dumped rock and dirt on top of your hill, effectively imprisoning you within the hill itself -- and adding shrubs and trees and pretty flowers to the rather drab hill. And a fountain.

The hill is now a mountain, so I climb it and name it Mt. Night in honor of the poor soul trapped within it.

My hill.

Ahh. you hid my allie, how dare you!!! (and I though I was the only one to grab fences for fun lol) Stephanie calls upon her army of ninjas who free her, and quickly take insomniac prisoner and creates a second hill, placing him in a concrete box on the hill...Steph is than stuck undoing your horrible landscaping, replacing it with a waterfall, cactus beds, and pretty pastures... *Sigh* much better :D
stephofthenight, now sits in a throne on mt.night
...silly boys...hills are for girls... :D

You forget, it is no longer a hill, it is a MOUNTAIN!

My female version, in a deadly fit of rage, frees herself from the metal box I buried her in, tracks me back to the second hill, and destroys the concrete box I'm in so as to beat me up.

Fortunately, I'm intellectually stronger than her and manage to confuse her with several limericks and a tongue twister. She's out for the count.

Next I pump more water into your water fall, causing it to overflow and wash you and lots of rock away down the mountain. It's back to a hill again.

I take up position on the hill just as the last of the cacti grow into a cactus forest around me, due to the high levels of extra water, preventing further intrusion.

My hill.

Stephanie hates water with a passion. She rents a giant truck to pump all the water off, accidently(or not so accidentlyy) sucking Insomniac up and sending him to the deep sea :D

Stephanies Hill

Darn, you cleverly circumvented my cactus forest with piping! And I believed cacti were invincible!

Thankfully, I'm good friends with Poseidon, God of the Sea. He sends me back to land as long as I can provide him with a sacrifice!

I sneak up to the hill with Poseidon and offer you, Stephanie, to be the sacrifice!

Poseidon accepts and takes YOU away to the ocean of your hated water!

My hill.

Stephanie cries ALOT!!! so much that the water god gets tired of hearing her and sends her back to the hill for you to put up with... upon wich her silly ideas, witty batters, and wild ranting drives you insane, and you run from the hill to build your own hill and hide...

Stephanies left on her waterfree hill to wonder if it will stay just me and insomniac all night?