If you were a...

An archer -- I love the physical and mental focus of the sport. I also love its deep connections to an ancient past.

If you were a lovely phrase, would you rather be read aloud or read silently?

(Building fences seems like a great sport....digging the holes, setting the posts, stretching the fence)

Silently

If you were a ribbon, what special occasion would you be used for?

My grandfather. He was offered to go to the Olympics, but he joined the Navy instead. Traveled the world and field tested medical helicopters in the Korean conflict. He's awesome.


If you were a lego what color and size would you be?

Ok, I take it you answered PoeticPassions question.. So I will repeat BienvenuJDC's :)

Red lego, perfectly square (with 4 "connection points", you know the kind :D ). Always liked those best.

If you were a ribbon, what special occasion would you be used for?

Lego....hmm...what's that?

If you were your father would you be proud of your son?

The assassination of Barney the Dinosaur :lol:


Same.

no...i cant be a father so i cant
but i'll be a proud mother :D

if you were a musician, what would you like to play?

I'd play 'Diamonds on the soles of her shoes'

If you were a treasure chest, where would you be buried?

At the bottom of my garden...

If you were a log cabin where would you be?

somewhere high up in the mountains, secluded and with a lot of trees around.

If you were a country (an existing or made up one), what would you be called?

Haven

If you were assigned to make up the National Motto, what would it be?

"Liberty, Unity, and Equity"

same question

(Do you mean Equity...or Equality?)

"Come all that labor, safety is here..."

If you were the Defense Minister, how would you defend this country?

I meant EQUITY. there is a difference, obviously... and I think that equality does not exist anywhere, and that as such equity should exists so as to level the playing field, so to speak. Make opportunities available to all. Fair access.

that's a tough one, Bien... it is a complex job. I would defend it to the best of my abilities with soft power tactics, a strong (but not necessarily enormous) military, without unilateral actions and preemptive strikes and without impeding citizens' privacy...

If you were the President of the United States right now, same shoes as Obama, what is the first Bill you would try to get through Congress (or first change you would enact)?

I shouldn't really answer that since it has to do with current politics...

As far as the Equity...I understand. I've only ever heard it as in having equity in your home, but I can see the application. Fairness is hard to achieve, since it is subjective in the details...and corruption is far too easy. People often make decisions that benefit their own interests.

If you were the icon of the country, what would you be?

An armored soldier in a defensive stance (symbolizing the defense of the oppressed)

If you were a song, what would you be about?

"Find the River" by REM

If you were can can of Hormel Chili w/o beans what Superbowl food would you like to smother with your awesomeness?

Hmm, probably some hot, white, sticky rice, with cheddar cheese in there somewhere! Rice+chili+cheese = pure amazing culinary delight. =D

If you were in liquid form, what would you be like? Color, taste, smell, viscosity? Perhaps a certain liquid we're already familiar with?

ewwuuuuuwuwuuuu...yuck

If you were a little girl (3 y/o) wearing a swimsuit, what would be on it...and how cute would you look?

it would be red and i would look really cute :)

if you were a bee would you sting to someone?

Bien! What was that in regards to? You never answered the question!

If I was a bee, I might sting someone, but I'd think long and hard about it, since some kinds of bees die after stinging someone. :idea:

If you were a chameleon, what colors would you like to turn?

That depends where I was sitting...
(and all I could think of was melted flesh....didn't want to describe that)
(and it is red...and there is a picture on it)
If you were that swimsuit, what picture would be on it?

hard one....mmm............ a splashed sun set heheh

if you were a glove would you like to be weared by a man or a women?

A woman...men's gloves are usually worn badly (work gloves)

If you were a Disney princess (yeah...on the swimsuit), which one would you be?

Ariel?

She seems most appropriate, although I don't know whether she counts as a princess.

If you were a breeze, where would you go? What would you feel like?

i would go from london to paris. i would feel like a mix from a soft soft kiss and a warm embrace.

if you were to never go back home what were your last words to your family?

Ariel...princess...of Poseidon...YES!!

See you on the other side...

If you were a secret agent, what secret gadget would you have?

Erm, well, I'm not at liberty to say . . . lol, jk. I would have a secret spyglass that would allow me to see cool stuff when I looked through it . . . it would have infrared, x-ray, and night-vision options, and it would also work as a camera. And, the spyglass would really just be the requisite pair of readers necessary in any agent's disguise. =)

If you were from the future, what would you wear when you came back to the present?

...who says that I'm not from the future...
jeans...work t-shirt...socks

If you were a dessert, what would you be?

i dont like that question....
but i would say icecream?

if you were a rule, which one would it be?

The one that is never broken

If you were to grow twice your size tonight, what would you do tomorrow?

i would wander how it happened! hahaha

if you were a football player would you like your fame?

I'm not particularly fond of attention drawn to myself

If you were an elephant, what would you remember?

all the places I hada traveled to and all the faces I had seen... so as to steer clear of the poachers.

If you were a predator what would be your favorite game?

Monopoly (no...really, something that I wouldn't have to kill)

If you were a hunter, would you hunt The Most Dangerous Game, and what would that game be?

I would never be a hunter.

If you were an island, what would you be like?

Shaped like a "C" with a freshwater inlet fed by a spring. There would be a tree house community with the most wonderful fruit supply near by. A mountain with a plateau of prime farmland for herbs and spices and some livestock. The greatest fishing and very few storms.

If you were shipwrecked, would you try to escape...if so how?

yes... but i'd eat everyone first!!! (no competition that way!)

Your question?

If you were a castaway on a deserted island, what three items would you wish that you had to survive (no transportation...or communication devise)?