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Ability? I thought it did not have one :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
Just kiddin :D
He he you should try it LadyW...you might just like it :DQuote:
How... exciting...*snore*
;)
Got your energy back and all that?Quote:
Pretty good thankyou :)
*Yoda Voice* Devoted to Lego Star Wars I am :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Whatsmore, they're bringing out... LEGO INDIANA JONES!
Aye ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Unfortunately it is Sunday... and so as per usual, I shall not sleep a wink :(
You play silly games. Try some serious stuff. Come and save the People of Hyrule from the Shadows. Ride your trustee steed through the plains and feel the air against your skin :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
Try a club :DQuote:
Aye ;)
Unfortunately it is Sunday... and so as per usual, I shall not sleep a wink :(
Hey! You think saving the Republic from the Siths isn't serious!? Good lord man... get a hold of yourself ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Oh you feisty little thing... hmph :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
How was your Sunday then lote?
Has anyone seen the hitchhikers' Guide to the galaxy movie?
Lote reminds me of the guy who plays Zaphod in it for some strange reason.
It happens everyday. But you don't often get to save the world from the Darkness :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
Hey I am not little :DQuote:
Oh you feisty little thing... hmph :)
Very good thanks. And yours?Quote:
How was your Sunday then lote?
Without me boring I guess ;-)
He he I love that character too :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bakiryu
Ahem... THE DARK SIDE. Ring any bells? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
How would you describe yourself then, lanky? bulky? or average?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Indeed it was rather empty without you...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
No one to fill the void
:lol: haha
I just love filling the void :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
There were spate of LadyW threads but now - where have they gone?
I guess you have been defeated in all of them :D
I shall rest my lance :D
Oh not at all, get that lance right back up here mister :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
I know... I have been a very busy bee lately but I plan to be causing more riveting debates soon - mwahaha.
But it's gets embarrasing to defeat you over and over again :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
It's like taking candy from a kid ;-(
yawn...yawn...ok if you say so...yawn yawn... :DQuote:
I know... I have been a very busy bee lately but I plan to be causing more riveting debates soon - mwahaha.
But please come back when you are free. I don't want to jepordise anything important you may be doing :thumbs_up
Ah you see ladies an gentlemen, this is Lotes defence mechanism right here. The poor man has convinced himself that he is my superior when he knows very well that I could, to put it rather bluntly, whoop his butt :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Oh you needn't worry, for I am free tonight as it happens. Watch this space Lote ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
I don't think you could reach my butt with your little feets :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
Ye come and Ye taste the sharpness of my lance :D it will show you no mercy ;-)Quote:
Oh you needn't worry, for I am free tonight as it happens. Watch this space Lote ;)
Ha ha I was just having a discussion about feet the other day actually... a friend told me "Do you know why women have small feet?... so they can reach the kitchen sink easier". However there was one tiny flaw in his theory, my feet are rather big actually, size 7's.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Lote, you have a very floppy lance that is an average size :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
I am new here and quite amazed that one person has a fan club. How did this happen.
What are the requirements , if I may be so bold as to ask, to being an actual bona-fide fan of this mystical personage.
Do we have to ask your mom, or ours or send money, or join a wierd sock wearing club? I mean to be a fan is to be enthralled at something the celebrity does or says or looks like or something/
So........I am listening, I am all expectation and ears. :)
Because Lassie - I am a quite an Amazing Person :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Jane Jane
Just kiddin off course :D
But welcome Jane Jane to this Thread :D
But pray tell me why the name Jane Jane? Is the hidden meaning behind Double Jane's? or are you forgetful :D
Requirements is to have a sense of Humour and Join in the Witty Banter - about life, the Universe and Everything :DQuote:
What are the requirements,
Nothing like that. All you have to do is come and join in the amusement :DQuote:
Do we have to ask your mom, or ours or send money, or join a wierd sock wearing club?
We take nothing seriously here except Humour :D
Great! Look forward to some witty banter with you in this thread :DQuote:
I mean to be a fan is to be enthralled at something the celebrity does or says or looks like or something/
So........I am listening, I am all expectation and ears. :)
Unfortunately this witty banter will be rather one sided (and on your part).
Lote is a "special" little tree :D
Size seven? my God women! It's like Size 14 for a man! What did you feed your feet? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
Ha ha ha, actually... my feet are rather freakish. I have strangely elongated toes; it scares people.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
;)
I guess it's due to you having to carry around those heavy books caused your feet grow large?Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
I am not suprised. I am scared too. And I have not even see your feet :DQuote:
I have strangely elongated toes; it scares people.
;)
Oh my word, you seem like the Irish Gypsy Rover, I am surprised you don't have six hundred ladies livin' with you in the glenn or glade or well that bit of clearing with wierd trees in a semi circle. You ARE a charmer, I will say that .Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Thank God about the not having to wear strange socks, because if the truth be known, I like to soak my feet, make sure they are smooth, slather lotion on them, give myself a pedicure, I love dark red polish(I know everyone now will think me vain and tawdry, but I do) and then walk about bare foot. I have been known to rub gifts of socks over a bone and give them to me neighbors's dog Gervais and he of course sucks on them and then burys them. The neighbors don't exactly know it is me doin' it and they think Gervais sneaks out at night under a full moon and goes sock stealin'( I know I should admit to it but John, me neighbor is rather temperamental.)
And about bein' witty, it would probably make me a bit more su8itable if you said twitty, though that's my brother's opinion of me because I dare to challenge him to clean his room, it hasn't seena vacuum in a year. But I shall do my best.
I have been readin' the rest of you and at least YOU ALL for sure are hilarious, thoughtful, and terribly intelligent. But perhaps I can fudge it. I was in honors class in school all the time and the truth was I didn't understand a sliver of what I was bein taught. I however have a very good memory and would simply memorize the text book chapters word for word and then write the answers. So I will do me best.:lol:
And thanks for the welcome. That makes me heart feel specially happy.
Oh and as I explained somewhere else on this forum, who knows where, I have a beautiful friend across the sea who is called Jane, but all her life she was ashamed of the name-thought it plain and ugly. I love it and so I took the name and say it twice to emphasize the fact . That is hilarious, 'are you forgetful.' I am sure you made your dear mom laugh when you were kickin about in the womb. :)
Ha ha ha :D That imagery sounds fantastic (I hope in that six hundred there is Jessica Alba, Kate Winslet, Kate Beckinsale, Angelina Jolie etc :D) because I love both trees and women ;-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jane Jane
Nay. Just an amuser ;-)Quote:
You ARE a charmer, I will say that.
You love ya feets? A foot fetish'ist? :DQuote:
Thank God about the not having to wear strange socks, because if the truth be known, I like to soak my feet, make sure they are smooth, slather lotion on them, give myself a pedicure, I love dark red polish(I know everyone now will think me vain and tawdry, but I do) and then walk about bare foot.
Blimey lassie! - why on earth for :DQuote:
I have been known to rub gifts of socks over a bone and give them to me neighbors's dog Gervais and he of course sucks on them and then burys them. The neighbors don't exactly know it is me doin' it and they think Gervais sneaks out at night under a full moon and goes sock stealin'( I know I should admit to it but John, me neighbor is rather temperamental.)
He he :DQuote:
And about bein' witty, it would probably make me a bit more su8itable if you said twitty, though that's my brother's opinion of me because I dare to challenge him to clean his room, it hasn't seena vacuum in a year.
But don't worry when he get's married he will know exactly how to wear a apron ;-)
Bueno! And all humour is special :DQuote:
But perhaps I can fudge it. I was in honors class in school all the time and the truth was I didn't understand a sliver of what I was bein taught. I however have a very good memory and would simply memorize the text book chapters word for word and then write the answers. So I will do me best.:lol:
And thanks for the welcome. That makes me heart feel specially happy.
Humour is the Sun that drives the winter from the human face :D
Ah I see. You rescuing her from this shamefulness with Double Jane's - how original :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Jane Jane
My dear mum had a difficult birth with me alas... :-(Quote:
I am sure you made your dear mom laugh when you were kickin about in the womb. :)
But I making it up for it with humour :D
Lote, I have not visited this thread in what seems like a long time!
The pure shame :(
How are you doing then kiddo? :D
I have missed our little battles a great deal.
*WHACK* [Just your little wake up whack-with-a-book there]
Ah LadyW...you again! :D...I thought you were utterly defeated by my witticism that you went away to lick your wounds in private like a cat :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
But I guess you have come back to face defeat again. I commend your bravery :D
Welcome!
Lance at ready! :D
So pleased to see me are you not? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
I can assure you, they stopped hurting when the pain went ;) I wouldn't refer to it as a defeat... More of an executive descision to retreat and further develop my whacking skill.
I commend your bravery... for speaking to someone so much tougher than you in such a bold way ;)
Ah, I believe that your future missus is expecting her child in the spring/summer...
Off course :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
I always love a challenger like the way a mouse enjoys playing with a mouse before eating it :D
Just kiddin :D
Defeat is not retreat. Be brave enough to admit it. After all you have lost with an Worthy Adversary - be humble about it :DQuote:
I can assure you, they stopped hurting when the pain went ;) I wouldn't refer to it as a defeat... More of an executive descision to retreat and further develop my whacking skill.
I am Sir Lance-Lote - my bravery is sung in ballads :DQuote:
I commend your bravery... for speaking to someone so much tougher than you in such a bold way ;)
If you mean Jessica...what can I say...she has not met me yet ;-)Quote:
Ah, I believe that your future missus is expecting her child in the spring/summer...
Lote twig...I have a question...why do you not respond to my light hearted comments with anything...why do you ignore me? I took a twig today and planted it into the ground. That twig will become a tree that I will see on my walks. I don't get you or you don't get me. The funny thing is that i found a cat playing with the twig. B
Calling others will not save you LadyW, only my compasson will :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
Yes. Definately. It should be life-affirming humbling experience like own takes up a vow of chastitity :DQuote:
"Worthy Adversary"...heehee
Asking female what they think of another female is like asking asking a pirahanah what they think of your finger:DQuote:
I have spoken to a few male and female friends...
Erm...Lote twig is not funny...Loathe-tree would have been quite funny :DQuote:
Originally Posted by B-Mental
And no - I am not ignoring you. I find it hard to find humour in your comments but perhaps that is a failing on my part...but you should know I am quite a failure :D
I donot need saving ;) I need encouragementQuote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
I take it the pirahanah would bite the finger?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Or maybe one day if you are lucky... Mr Pirahanah would say "Why... what a lovely finger you have there".
But I disagree with you there, I am complimentary as well as critical on other females.
As far as Jessica Alba is concerned? I am fairly critical and if not, indifferent.
Then call ye not for help! Fight ye own battles :D and wear defeat with pride :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
They not only will bite your finger - they will clean it of all flesh :DQuote:
I take it the pirahanah would bite the finger?
Obiviously you have not been around pirahanas! which is good I guess or else there would only be a skeleton left of LadyW.:DQuote:
Or maybe one day if you are lucky... Mr Pirahanah would say "Why... what a lovely finger you have there".
Women ***** about other women than men! That is fact :DQuote:
But I disagree with you there, I am complimentary as well as critical on other females.
No... perhaps the remaning skeleton of the pirahana :D I get vicious when provoked.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
I realise that yes... I don't tend to ***** about anyone really.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Of course I have my personal opinions of people but I tend to keep those to myself it they're bad.
There has been the odd occasion where I have said the odd thing, but only out of humour really.
But I don't believe I "*****" about females more so than men... I'd say it is fairly equal. There are things I prefer about my female friends and things I prefer about my male friends.
Yes. I can see that! If you can call someone a Sloth then next take up a shot gun :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
Men's vocabulary doesn't match that of the women in regards to the number of expletives you can use :DQuote:
But I don't believe I "*****" about females more so than men... I'd say it is fairly equal. There are things I prefer about my female friends and things I prefer about my male friends.
But I have to go now LadyW...i know it's early...but i have early start...
So good night
Sweetdreams...
till next lancing adios :D
Why Lote... you should know by now that I donot believe in violence or cruelty :) I haven't the foggiest what you are talking about.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Awwh get yourself tucked up in bed with some horlicks :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Nightnight then Lote
:)
Wow! I've been away for so long that "I Love Lote-Tree" has taken the lead in the polls!
Lote twig is very funny. Almost as funny as Lote shrub. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
I do in the most Chivalourous Way :D ;-)Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
Horlicks - I hate the stuff!!!....unless you mean something else with "Horlicks"? ;-) :DQuote:
Awwh get yourself tucked up in bed with some horlicks :D
But you should know I am not into "Horlicks" unless it is done in a loving way :D
I know :D that means...I have to be start being nice ;-(Quote:
Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm*
Only if you were hit be a truck :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Dori
No...you didn't... do you read?
Erm...Lote twig is not funny...Loathe-tree would have been quite funny
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And no - I am not ignoring you. I find it hard to find humour in your comments but perhaps that is a failing on my part...but you should know I am quite a failure
The smallest tree looks like a twig...have you ever seen a REDWOOD...or a Sequoia....they grow so large I cry....What resilient creatures....tooo frig N bad you haven't seen me..
You do not get me, you vain little seedling...I gave you 3 strikes and YOU are not IT...
NOW THAT IS FUNNY...What a maroon (that is a bugs bunny cartoon quote.) You child of vanity... "hello I am a 5 foot tree...only 3 years old and look....are you single" I have a child taller than you only 16 years old....
Sorry, but let me show you how I see you... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twig
And how I see me... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Grant_Tree
You soil poor seed....I pity you... Lote Tree... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lote_Tree
OK, for all of our dissimilarities...you STILL don't recognise....embrace your mystical or ask please of CRAZEfest456..... bB
A true Lote Tree is small as hell....but you have a fan following.......Ha...ha whatever...poor soil indeed1
Erm...Thanks for that. Everytime I think of a twig I shall think of you :DQuote:
Originally Posted by B-Mental
Crazefest?Quote:
...embrace your mystical or ask please of CRAZEfest456..... bB