You took the words, right outta my mouth Virg. Good on you mate!Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
A double espresso for me please sir, minus the biscoti
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You took the words, right outta my mouth Virg. Good on you mate!Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
A double espresso for me please sir, minus the biscoti
Coffee's not my thing, nor is tea, oddly enough. Perhaps a spot of fruit juice...
I'll take the coffee but I shouldn't participate in the flashing: people might get jealous........;)
What, at the size of your rifle? Or, as Bugs Bunny would call it, your "elephant gun"? If you're kilted, flashing should be just as easy or easier than for anyone else here.
Wait! How did we get from coffee to flashing? :lol: :lol: Robin and Kilt can go somewhere and compare the sizes of the insturments. :)
Ooooyyyy...flashing, hehe....
last halloween my boyfriend wore a pair of nude-colored spandex shorts under a bathrobe and just ran around a huge outdoor halloween party "flashing" people, lol....
Fruit Juice, Robin? C'mon over to Tickles Dockside Pub on St. Thomas, we got some of the best homemade fruit punch around...we even put passion fruit juice and guava juice in it! :D
'INSTURMENTS' is that the latest name for it. :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
what about "flashing device" :D :D :D
i think i nees some more coffee for this conversation. :p
I don't know how this got to "flashing", but I have to tell this story. My Senior Year in school, I knew my usual job would never cover all my expenses. Fortunately, there was a new burger joint opening in town, and I was hired there to run the back line, making burgers and "supervising" others. One night in November, a girl from the drive-through window came to the back and got me, and she couldn't even talk for a minute. Then she said "She ain't got no clothes on!" I dashed to the window to see a green car pulling away. It seems he pulled up to the window and stepped out of the car naked! It's cold here in November! The idiot came back twice more! I had his licence number and called the cops. He should have froze certain important parts of his anatomy off that night! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oi...I have heard an expression that it "takes all kinds" but... Actually, flashers are disturbing, but are almost never a physical threat.
Gosh, and Kilted said the women were resorting to quizzes to make conversation. Guys, go take a quiz! :p
I hate to admit my ignorance, but even after all this long conversation I cant make out whats flashing...:p
Are you sure you really want to know, Maddie? :lol:
I dont know....:confused: By your post it seems as if the meaning is somewhat obscene....:confused:
I think I should look up the dictionay first....
Well, it is typically a psychological problem. It doesn't mean that the person who compulsively flashes is by definition bad, but they are disturbed, and usually quite childish. Of course there are people who are just exhibitionists also.
:lol: What people will do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
"Instruments" is my name, not necessarily the latest term. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by OZEED
Are you asking what the term "flashing" means? It means exposing one's self, you know, the private areas. :blush: I am really blushing as I write that. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Madhuri
I remember in highschool, we had one of those lockdowns one day. We all thought it was another drill, but they kept us in our dark classrooms for about forty minutes and we were all wondering what was going on.
Apparently, there had been reportings of a streaker. :lol:
Kept you in the dark for forty minutes? The streaker could have jump on one of you girls. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by higley
:eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
ok, I am stepping in here with a carefully considered quiz for the booklovers male or female (Hmm, I wonder if there are any booklovers here? :p :p )
No more flashing talk!
The book quiz
This was my result:
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You're Watership Down!
Though many think of you as a bit young, even childish, you're actually incredibly deep and complex. You show people the need to rethink their assumptions, and confront them on everything from how they think to where they build their houses. You might be one of the greatest people of all time. You'd be recognized as such if you weren't always talking about talking rabbits.
http://bluepyramid.org/ia/tltwatwcsl.jpg
You're The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe!
by C.S. Lewis
You were just looking for some decent clothes when everything changed quite dramatically. For the better or for the worse, it is still hard to tell. Now it seems like winter will never end and you feel cursed. Soon there will be an epic struggle between two forces in your life and you are very concerned about a betrayal that could turn the balance. If this makes it sound like you're re-enacting Christian theological events, that may or may not be coincidence. When in doubt, put your trust in zoo animals.
Oh my flashers?? :cold: Ive never seeen/met one of those I hope I never do ...and in a library:eek2: .....its bad enough having to deal with the 'starers' and the "I cant afford to go to the adult shop can you get me a list of gay books" and the worst bit is they are leaning all confindencial over the conter and leering at you( which kind of brings the whole gayness into question you know?) I dont know whats wrong with men....
mind you the only way Ive found to deal with it isif any of that type of wierdo comes in is get under the desk where they cant see me and let one of the older people deal with it. :sick:
Something to do with that pesky "Y" chromosome, I think. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
*runs and hides from the derisive responses from the men*
Ok, I didn't mean our awesome Litnet guys! :D
Wait a minute, there have been femal streakers too. Not as a many, I admit, but it's not soley men.
Female streakers? Don't they have names like " Sindee Shakes" and dance around on a stage wearing inordinately high heels? :p
Nah, Virgil. I didn't mean by my comment that men were the only streakers, but more a comment in a general sense. Like "Oh dear, what is with men?!" Sort of like when guys say, "Women, what is up with them?!" (that is, if guys really do say things like that...):)
They usually go subject verb object, not object subject verb, but yeah, they do occasionally say things like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
So are we gonna see anyone STREAK or what?;)
well there is streakers and then there are flashers .... thinks about a newspaper article from a couple of years ...ago..
Boys, this could be your fate....:D
Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?
Old Man: Certainly not.
Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose,if you tell me the time?
Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time.
Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?
Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.
Young Man: Quite possible.
Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.
Young Man: Quite possible.
Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?
Young Man: Possible
Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my daughter.
Young Man: Smiles. ;)
Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.
Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.
Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.
Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles
Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch.
Wait. :eek: Oh my, a female streaker :eek2:
http://sokrates.webblogg.se/images/m...1141719495.jpg
:lol: :lol:
Oh my! What nice...........ankles she has.:lol: ;) :blush: :thumbs_up
Hey! Take down that picture of me! (looks side to side, scuttles off to hide)
The ah, lady in the photo seems to have come to a revealing moment in her life... :p
Talk about missing things, the quiz results are in:
<p><img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/tggfsf.jpg"><br>
<font face="Georgia, Georgia Ref, Book Antiqua, Garamond" size="5">
You're <i>The Great Gatsby</i>!<br>
<font size="4">by F. Scott Fitzgerald</font><br>
<i><font size="3">Having grown up in immense wealth and privilege, the world is truly at
your doorstep. Instead of reveling in this life of luxury, however, you spend most of
your time mooning over a failed romance. The object of your affection is all but
worthless--a frivolous liar--but it matters not to you. You can paint any image of the
past you want and make it seem real. If you were a color of fishing boat light, you
would be green.</font><br>
Only this line You can paint any image of the
past you want and make it seem real. is anywhere near correct. I grew up in extreme poverty, have no failed romance, my wife is the soul of honesty, and I despise the color green! :p
Shann!! :eek: I thought that was saved just for me!! :flare:
I remember watching that Tennis match Krajicek vs Washington Wimbledon Mens Singles Final (1995 - I think)
YESSSSS! first hand info, ah er er um, so tell us did she really have nice:brow: :brow: :brow: ........ankles??
Furthermore, do we have photographs?
1996 actually :D Small detail.Quote:
Originally Posted by kilted exile
Wonderful list, starting with 1993: Sampras, Sampras, Sampras, Krajicek, Sampras, Sampras, Sampras, Sampras.
Nice enough I suppose. If memory serves me correctly (which it often doesnt)she went on to show her ankles off on Page 3 of various British Tabloids ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by OZEED
Sure Virgil just posted one :pQuote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
Yes that was some run by Sampras, but better him than that idiot Henman.Quote:
Originally Posted by AimusSage
The funniest thing about that incident was the way the players just stopped and watched her running past.
And they're both smiling. Wonder why.
I don't know how he got it I swear! He must be on facebook or something! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000