Because Double-V was already taken by an energy drink company :p
What would happen if i DIDNT ask a stupid question?
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Because Double-V was already taken by an energy drink company :p
What would happen if i DIDNT ask a stupid question?
This answer is null and void.
Why do birds eat worms?
So you don't have to.
Why do worms eat dirt?
Because they all have a severe case of pica.
Why did the former homeowners put light switches in the most inconvenient places?
To torment the oppressor!!!!!!! and the new owners.
Why is the world not a flat disk floating in a bowl of cereal?
Because it won't float. The bowl doesn't contain milk.
Why do vegetarians eat plants?
(My 6-year old Korean friend told me, when I was eating big basil leaves, "Why are you eating grass?")
It is, as a rule, much quicker than "planting eats".
(for those outside the U.S., "eats" is a (southern?) colloquialism for "food".)
Why, in our youth, are we so frequently admonished, typically with a sort of disapproving glare on the part of an elder, that "ain't" is not something to be found in the dictionary and, ergo, not a word, when in fact it is? (Granted, it is Webster's and they will include just about anything, but still...)
Because the Beatles' song lyrics
And she DON'T care...
is perfectly acceptable. I don't know what the rules are regarding this matter (singular-plural) but I just think that English grammar changes.
Why is 13 considered an unlucky number?
Um, for it's remarkable similarity to the middle English "thretten"... (I'm a dork; sorry.)
If Europe generally goes by military time (as I am told it does - and maybe the rest of the world, too), why does it still use dial clocks numbered 1-12?
because its hard to fit all 24 numbers on the clock......lol
why does a clock have a 'face'?
So that it can tell you the time! :p
Why does the earth have only one moon?
So that all the dogs in the world aren't required to bark at exactly the same time. Whew, given the number of moons you're talking about, we wouldn't be getting a wink!
Why do we use different languages?
It does not!!:p go to the other side of the earth and you will see the other moon.
Why can't pigs fly?
Oops double post, heya Lain
Doo. Nuff said. http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/smarty/piggy.gif
Why are pigs always maligned?
I think it's their snorts, sound like they're laughing all the time, and no one likes being laughed at . . .
why does snow have to be cold?
Because it's not warm blooded.
Why can't we have six toes?
It would wreck havoc with our balance. Be happy people have 10!
Is this question also considered a sentence?
No because we cant sentence anybody for asking this question.
Why is a morning always morning?
Because it doesn't see the sun enough.
Why can't we keep track of our age in dog years?
Because dogs cant keep track of their tails.
Why did I answer the previous question so stupidly ?
because stupid is as stupid does.
How is it possible for a washer to also be a dryer?
The same way it's possible for a homemaker to be a homewrecker...
Why do these questions sound like we all are still hung up in grade school? http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/DeNiro/big_toungey.gif
Because kids are never told anything
What is the purpose of waterfalls?
To balance out the moon's gravitational pull.
Why does spagetti-Os look so o-ish?
They ain't square.
What are sparkplugs?
sparkly things that hold back the water in the bottom of the hold. or something used in an engine to ignite fuel. you pick one :)
why is the field not green?
It feels the color green makes it look fat.
Why did Marilyn Monroe stand on the vent for so long even though her dress blew up?
definitely because of her bunions.
Why does water freeze?
No blankie! :lol:
Why does wood burn?
Because its friend The Match subjected him to peer pressure.
Why do people where shoes on their feet?
So that other people can steal them and walk a mile in them. :p
Why?
Because.
Why do monkeys climb trees?
So they can conduct gravitational experiments with falling coconuts.
Why did Nellie The Elephant pack her trunk?
Because visual aids were needed to teach the young elephants how to pack a trunk
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To watch a man lay a brick. :rolleyes:
Why do so many possums get hit while crossing the road?
Because if they've been hit once, they've been hit a hundred times...
Why does the word "rhythm" look so funky?
So people will feel funky when they sing the words
"I got rhythm, I got music
I got daisies, in green pastures
I got starlight
I got sweet dreams
I got my man
Who could ask for anything more?"
Why are most doughnuts round?
So everybody gets a turn:blush:
Why can't I use hair clippers to shave my arm pits?
This is a cultural myth. Feel to clip away....TIMBER!
Why do fires make smoke?