Thanks, it comes from the Calvin And Hobbes comicstrip.
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Thanks, it comes from the Calvin And Hobbes comicstrip.
I liked the previous one better :)
Now that the barman's back in town for a few... anyone wants anything?
*grabs another Pepsi*
I don't know you still drink pepsi...
Something wrong with Pepsi? Ya want one? One's gotta speak clearly when talking to the bartender or the bartender will end up mixing you such a drink your socks would burn through the floor...
Does anyone like 7 up?
Don't mind, want one? I'm the almighty bartender, I snap my fingers (lesson taught ;)) and here goes a 7up for Pensive!
Thanks Jay, Do you sell sweets as well?
I don't sell anything. I have everything. I'm for free. What a way to defeat any competition!
lol, can you please give me Deko Makhan Toffee? If you have one...
Hello.
Is anyone here? Can we talk to you?
Is this the spammy theme that is the reason that almost everyone has now more posts than us, once known as the Glorious Spammer?
I don't think so my dear Taliesins. What shall I get you?
Are you some kind of waitress?
Gee, some coffee would be nice.
City Theatre of Talllinn serves the best coffee, you know. It is in the price and you get it during the pause - with cookies!
And it is very good.
Well, I'm an almighty bartender but if you're really nice I might play a waitress as well... How do you like your coffee? Do I understand it correctly that you also want cookies with it?
Yes, cookies.
We would like Paulig coffee, served in a little paper cup, with a good amount of sugar, a bit of cream and during the pause of a play.
It would be nice if it would be in the next ten minutes.
For it to be on time you would have to have long enough arms to poke me in the ribs ;)
Sorry for being late, maybe I can be on time for the other pause?
Also sorry to Pensive, I just noticed your request for ... what was it called... I might not remember what was the name of the thing but I'm sure I have it :D
JAYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I want cheese cake yummmmmmmmm
oh and 7 up
:D
Do you want your 7up in a glass or you want the glass to be accompanied by the whole bottle?
Though I've no idea one can make a cheese cake it sounds cool, it should be ready in about 5-10 minutes.
darling cheesecake -a good cheese cake takes at least 20 minutes to make and oh another 20 minutes to chill oh unless your going to be fussy and cook it !
No worries *polishes her wand... another lesson learned :D I expect at least one star :p*
oh i dont do star the are sooooooooo yesterday
*waves arm vaguly* havee a smilie instead :D:D:D:D
"Dear God, you made many, many poor people.
I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor.
But it's no great honor either!
So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?"
If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen,
Right in the middle of the town.
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.
There would be one long staircase just going up,
And one even longer coming down,
And one more leading nowhere, just for show.
I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese and ducks
For the town to see and hear.
And each loud "cheep" and "swaqwk" and "honk" and "quack"
Would land like a trumpet on the ear,
As if to say "Here lives a wealthy man."
If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
I see my wife, my Golde, looking like a rich man's wife
With a proper double-chin.
Supervising meals to her heart's delight.
I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock.
Oy, what a happy mood she's in.
Screaming at the servants, day and night.
The most important men in town would come to fawn on me!
They would ask me to advise them,
Like a Solomon the Wise.
"If you please, Reb Tevye..."
"Pardon me, Reb Tevye..."
Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes!
And it won't make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong.
When you're rich, they think you really know!
If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack
To sit in the synagogue and pray.
And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall.
And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day.
That would be the sweetest thing of all.
If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
What have you been drinking? Certainly not anything I gave you :D
hmm, drinking is that age appropriate...what have ye put in yonder 7-up??? :D
huh?? arent you 19?? isnt legal age 18??
buut Jay I need a geek please!
I haven't been here in far too long--How is everyone?
Hey Bugman! Nice to see you here :wave: I think we're pretty much fine, except that we lost mono for a while :(:(:(:(:( Hopefully he'll be back soon enough...
madness I am surround by madness nad not the good kind either.....
I think someone needs tro invent a drink called calm you down quickly!!
*serves Night some coffee* ;)
Hey, I'm here for about 20 more minutes, Anyone wants anything?
I missed jay :bawling:
it seems there is a core of people that make most of the votes.
do u think you are famous on the forum??
haha, forum-celebrities....
can i have your autograph?
sorry but huh???
I do belive this diet maybe rotting my brain! :eek2:
nothing, i was blabbing in true forum-off-topicness style. (werent we smeagol...AAAAAH!!!!)
smeagol now why does that sound familiar??
Oh no I no why it the lord of the rings :sick: *shudders*
OH and BTW do you mind your name being shortened to Jako ??
*I wonder ifI can find him a LoTR smilie??*
do u want to shorten it? go ahead.
is there a problem with lord of the rings??!
(she has a problem with my precious smeagol, what shall we do? NOTHING Gollum!! NOO!!!)
smegol and golloum?? im feeling both confused and confuzzled!! :confused:
yeah I have a problem with spelling names (dyslexsic) BEEP I cant even spel that this morning...
ok now I have a q for you what were you doing water skiing bare foot?? isnt that dangerous??
haha yeah it is kinda. i wanted to try it and my brother was up for driving the boat so i tried it.
and yeah, smeagol and gollum...(she does not know us smeagol! AAH!! GOLLUM!! STOP!!! NOO!!)
you have msn? much easier and faster chat facility.
see you there!!
Bong is on!!
:banana:
welcome back :D
or maybe not?
I'm here :D.......
what do you mean you are here now ??
:wave: