If you were a...

Johnny Depp, and I would inspire him to turn me into myself again, and... the rest is not for publication.

If you were a novel, which one would you be?

Anna Karenina

If you were a well known author/writer, who would you be?

Victor Hugo...Duh!

If you were an actor/actress (of the opposite gender), who would you be?

George Clooney, because he's about as opposite me as they come!

If you were a bug in a rug, what kind would you be?

(I'm sorry if that's a duplicate question; I just found this thread. It looks like great fun! :D)

A Walking Stick

If you were a specialized weapon cherished by a noble knight in the service of the king, what would you be?

A mace. Cause well..look at those things!! Viciously awesome *recalls that scene in Braveheart where he storms the room of the Scottish noble in the middle of the night*

If you were a character from the Wizard of Oz, who would you be, and would you help Dorothy or sabatoge her?

I would probably be Dorothy herself...a little oblivious,with an animal at her side, and helpless without her friends. So yes, I'd say I'd support myself. :D

If you were a decoration on a Christmas tree, what would you look like and what would your background be?

I would be an angel and my background would be some Douglas Fir needles.

If you were a Athene, what non-Greek hero would you guide and give comfort to?

I would look like a string of red wooden beads and I would have a background in the field of accounting...

As Athene I would guide Dorothy to Oz...

If you were a wizard in another realm in another time, what would you name be and how would you dress?

I would be named Galzraa and wear a funny hat.

If you were a superhero's costume, what would you be thinking?

I would only be a costume for a female superhero...and I can't tell you what I'd be thinking here on LitNet...

If you were a rug, what would be swept under you?

Cat hair

If you were an alarm clock, what time would you go off?

I wouldn't (I hate alarm clocks even though I use one...or because I use one)

If you were a horse with a special mythological feature, what would it be?

Carry myself in a balanced frame no matter what my rider does (Not mythological, but I still dream of it)

If you were a horse, what would you most wish your rider would understand?

The hair of a snake... considering horses are covered in hair, that would be BA.


If you were me, what would you do?
(I'd run!)