... the food was almost finished, what was the use of me coming to the party? *sighs*
Oh, you know I have seen, a sky without sun and ...
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... the food was almost finished, what was the use of me coming to the party? *sighs*
Oh, you know I have seen, a sky without sun and ...
...d***, that moon was bright.
A lemming's favorite sport...
is cliff diving.
Salad without....
chocolate is like cricket without guns.
could you just hold this scorpion while I...
...pour this antivenin down the storm drain?
Why is indoor skydiving...
banned in Poland?
One, Two, Three, Nine...
...Eighteen, Twenty-seven, Eighty-one, One Hundred Sixty-two, Two Hundred Forty-three, Seven Hundred Twenty-nine, Fourteen-hundred Fifty-eight, Twenty-one-hundred Eighty-seven, Sixty-five-hundred Sixty-one...
Time to make the...
...the spinach dip; super bowl sunday tomorrow.
When will the walrus....
equal the mongoose in it's gymnastics expertise?
Did you see that platitude? Do you think it...
..resembles a dictionary?
Taking a bath is like....
...stealing a shower, only easier.
Quantum mechanics and armadillos...
easier than scrubbing up with a toothbrush.
If I were a flower on Mars I would.......
...be smelled by samercury.
If I were a superhero...
...I would hop, hop, hop.
If lizards wore lampshades...
...then there'd be an awful lot of naked lamps.
Give a lizard a lampshade...