If I were an elephant..... odds are that I'd be under the big top WISHING I were wandering the jungle.
Who is the greatest singer of all time?
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If I were an elephant..... odds are that I'd be under the big top WISHING I were wandering the jungle.
Who is the greatest singer of all time?
under the big top...i'll wear my pink tutu
What color would i wear if i were a star on the red carpet?
Littlewing is the greatest singer and she would be wearing a seagreen gown!
Why do I have to leave you guys?
Because you CLEARLY don't love me anymore:bawling:
Why must my crew be SO incompetent?
(alas, I must leave as well..... until we meet again dear Susan Sonnen and dear LittleWing)
im lost w/o them...
what ever shall i do?
Fear not Darling LittleWing..... I have returned.
Was my absence dreadfully painful for you?
it hurt like stubbing my big toe on an unseen rock..ouch!
shall life ever be the same?
perhaps tomorrow, same time, same place?
Why can't people purr?
i don't know..
why does USA like wars??
Because it has intangible interests to protect.
Do you believe if I throw an apple into the air, I can catch it in my mouth?
Do you have a mouth like Mick Jagger? http://images.play.com/covers/1125502m.jpg
Do you try to cover blunders by hoping no one notices?
Not usually. A couple weeks ago I slipped and fell at work, I looked around and was slightly dissapointed that no one was around to laugh with me.
Same question.
Absolutely.
When two people who don't know each other enter a hallway, why do they look at the ground instead of each other?
Because they are afraid to make new friends
Are you afraid to make new friends?
No (unless they're walking down a hallway the same time I am...:))
Where is there?
Here. :p
If today was tomorrow and yesterday was today, what day is it today?
The day after yesterday!
If you say you are going "there" yet at that point you are "here" Can you ever make it there?
Today is still today... :rolleyes:
If you can get all the fools in town on your side, how large a majority will you have? :idea:
You mean there'll be someone left to make up the minority??
When is then?
Then was now a second ago?
What are you doing?
Answering your question.
What was I doing before?
fielding grenades in Iraq?
What am I doing now?
"Now" as when you wrote that or 'Now" as when I'm reading it?
Which now is now?
THIS now is now.
Why won't tomorrow EVER come?
Because you don't sing that song loud enough....Tomorrow. Tomorrow. You're only a day away!!!
Who wrote the book of love?
The Marquis De Sade.
Who put the Bop in the Bop She Bop She Bop?
little bunny foo foo.
where do you find a man with arms like that?
Sesame Street.
You were talking to me right?
Papaya - if you're here.... I'm talking to you!
I wish I knew!Quote:
Originally Posted by Riesa
If I find one how do I get him into my bed?
:pQuote:
Originally Posted by BibliophileTRJ
If I find one how do I get him into my bed?
Probably with a protein shake and some dumbells
Would you want that type of body yourself?
I wouldn't want to look like that, no, but I would like that type of body for myself.
Do you think he's taller than 5' 5"?
Who cares how tall he is? He's stunning!
The real question is: If I had a body like that would I ever be able to stop touching myself?
good question, but you'd stop touching yourself when it was time to lift weights.
You really don't think it would take some of the stun away from his stunningness if he was far shorter than you?
haha that would bug me if he was shorter.
What if he was a dumb as a brick would he still be that attrative?
for about a minute or two. long enough. :lol:
You think he takes longer than you to get ready in the morning?
oh my, hours and hours...not only is he short..he's vain..the mirror his only companion
should i start the car?
Does it belong to you, mate? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/verschiedene/c110.gif
Like my bike?
I like your cool smilie bike! :)
Do you really like popcorn?
Nonononononono
Should my self-esteem be totally deflated because of BibliophileTRJ's avatar?
While Bibliodude's avatar is dreamy, you shall not succumb to feelings of inadequacy! Not everyone is meant to be a god! There must be worshippers...
Has Bibliodude whipped his crew into shape yet?