Someone who makes aesthetic/philosophical claims then makes aesthetic statements contradicting those claims.
Aesthete:
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Someone who makes aesthetic/philosophical claims then makes aesthetic statements contradicting those claims.
Aesthete:
Aesthete: A medical condition characterized by a swollen head.
Condition:
You have a very low esteem for art appreciators.
The hidden requirement parents reveal to their children right after telling them they're going to buy them something they want.
Paradox:
Paradox: Refusal to admit that one’s pet theory needs to be modified.
Pet:
Pet: Any human owned by a dog, cat, rabbit, or whatever. You mean you thought they were your pets? You moron!
Peeved:
Peeved: What your pet becomes when the food bowl is not filled on time.
Time
Time: God's arrow. Unfortunately we're the bullseye.
Sea sponge
...use sponge.
Steven Wright joke: "Sponges grow in the ocean. That kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen."
Anemone
The most oblivious infinite dimension and most precious finite gift of the universe.Quote:
Originally Posted by YesNo
Dimension:
Anemone: Since it doesn't have 'sea' before it, a flower - which rhymes with pee rather than bone or groan - in case you are planning to use it in poetry.
Dimension: something which the human mind can only comprehend three of, unless you have the mind of Theodor Kaluza.
Rule of thumb:
Rule of thumb: government by those adept at rude hand gestures to the masses
Ectoplasm
Ectoplasm: The white sheet some ghosts need to convince you they’re ghosts.
Causal Connection:
The mysterious explanation people seek for the aesthetic preferences of others without ever seeking such a mysterious explanation for their own.
Transgressive:
Transgressive: A work of art intended to shock the mainstream if only the mainstream showed up to see it.
Shock
Shock: My indignation to your reaction to my proposal, when I obviously have the right idea and you do not
Pushy: