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I don't find it suspicious at all because I know the reason why that happened was because someone stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Why do old dead French guys have to have such long names to torture me whilst I attempt to type them out? (Ex. Armand-Jean du Plessis de Richelieu)
Oh, you don't have to wear yourself typing out those names. They have nicknames too!
Why does the bell always have to ring 5 minutes before class?
Your timepiece is slow. The bell is on time.
Why does something seem killingly funny untill you post it?
because there's nothing funny about death
Why did the road cross the chicken?
The Paving Crew was on deadline.
Why do I keep getting the feeling no one cares?
because caring breeds hate
Why is the sun so hot?
What if it were cold?
Why is laughing so good even though it hurts afterwards?
No pain no gain.
BTW what is laughter?
the result of a good joke.
where am i?
you're right above me
how thick should oatmeal be?
thick as my head.
why am i posting?
Check that dork thread!
What happened to screw up my computer?
Ghosts. Old farmhouse. Halloween.
Why do I always get sick off medicine that helps make me better?
you're addicted to it and took too much of it.
Why did Pendragon change his avatar?
Because this one is really, really cute:D
Why do things that are good for you always taste so awful?