That would be a short ride for a hot mama.
Why haven't you guessed the name of the song I posted yet, Pen?
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That would be a short ride for a hot mama.
Why haven't you guessed the name of the song I posted yet, Pen?
Oops, I did it again, didn't I http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...nk_Panther.gif
A Pink Panther?
At least not a pink anther!
What if your name were Ancer...
If my name were Ancer, everyone would come to me with all their questions
why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
cause it's when everyone wants to rush.
why is star wars sraw rats backwards?
because of the alternate universe that exists through the looking glass
where's the beef?
On the cow.
Why is the grass green?
because orange grass would be very odd, mate.
Why is star wars considered geeky?
who considers star wars geeky?
why do cats sleep when you're awake and run around and attack your feet when you're asleep?
cats? they don't. Dogs do. Why would anyone in the right mind be awake at 8am. (This is why I don't like dogs)
why do my cat and I share the same eye color?
because you're actually the sister of the cat
have you ever seen sabrina?
same thing that happened here
except your cat can't talk
that's a disadvantage
why is there holes in swiss cheese?
Machine-guns.
Where would mice develop a natural taste for cheese?
I thought we got rid of the mice already.
What is special about the age we live in?
In the caves of Roquefort.
What cataclysmic famine event prompted the first dish of "Rocky Mountain Oysters" to be served?
The Donner Party ran out of cannibal victims.
Does anyone else find it at all suspicious that when the body of George Leigh-Mallory, who perished attempting the Everest climb a year before Sir Edmund Hillary's triumph, was found, his camera was the one missing item? I mean that camera would have proved whether or not he fell on the climb up or coming down, you know, and would have been his most carefully guarded piece of equipment...