What if a camel accidentily falls into the glass? What would little Johnny's urine do to it?
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What if a camel accidentily falls into the glass? What would little Johnny's urine do to it?
Cover it's awful stench?
What if little Johnny's urine is some form of acidic liquid?
Wasn't Johnny a mere human being?
Can we be sure of this?
Perhaps we should do some research?
Who knows Johnny best?
Isn't Kathy his mother?
And where is she?
Could she be hiding from little Johnny?
Would any mother do that?
I am not a mother am I? How would I know?
Haven't you observed any maternal behaviour in your lifetime?
Why would you think I didn't? Do I not have a mother?
Weren't you spontaneously spawned out of molten lava?
The question is not whether the glass is half-full or half-empty, but do you know the difference? :nod: On the other hand, we are not medical students, so why would we be handed one filled to ANY level with urine? :confused: Since Johnny is in a sky-castle, can't we create him any number of loo's to use? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/ekelig/c005.gif
Are you saying molton lava cannot have motherly feelings?
But doesn't it rain everytime little Johnny uses the loo?
You have heard of "acid rain" haven't you? :D
Is that what they mean with that term? But aren't people trying to stop acid rain? Does that mean they want to kill little Johnny?
Don't you think that if people knew Johnny any better, he would already be dead?
Why would you say something like that? Isn't little Johnny an innocent little child?
Can you be innocent and also pee into a cup as big as a skyscraper?
Why wouldn't that be possible? Does ones level of innocence depend on the amount of urine one produces?
Isn't there a correlation between innocence and peeing location?
But what made you think the peeing location of little Johnny was in any way anti-inncocent?
Perhaps it was the invocation of the skyscraper?
But where can you hide a glass the size of a skyscraper without people seeing it?
Why shouldn't it be available for public scrutiny?
I'm back, who missed me? ;)
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Originally Posted by AimusSage
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Originally Posted by AimusSage
Oh my goodness, is this a soap opera?????? :lol: Shall we tune in tomorrow to find out the real truth of little Johnny's parentage, where he pees and will he ever stop going pee?Quote:
Originally Posted by AimusSage
If it's a soap opera, where is the tension? Not the mention the implied raw sex?
The raw implications of the mere word "soap", you mean?
Doesn't soap have only good implications?
(it's only raw when you scrub too much :D )
What about all the dirt it is expected to have to wash away?
What dirt? How much time was spent between showerings?
And when were the clothes washed? Ye know not of dirt enough?
Don't I look clean enough? You don't suspect me of uncleanliness do you?
If I didn't, would I ask?
I could I assure anybody either way?
Could you?
If I could, what do you think that it would take?
What was the original question again?