maybe you forgot to take a bath! *gasps!*
can ducks duck?
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maybe you forgot to take a bath! *gasps!*
can ducks duck?
of course! they duck into the water to get fish...
i wonder how they got their name.
does a computer virus sleep anywhere?
yup. we lurk around all those files that download into your computer by THEMSELVES :yawnb:
is there such a think as cheese flavored butter?
Yes. It's called cream chesse.
:) I don't know if that's a stupid answer.
Why does Pepsi taste EXACTLY like Coca Cola?
You think it DOES!!! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Smilies/Yo.gif
Why do they sell coffee beans that have aready been though the digestive system of an animal as "Great tasting coffee!", not to mention "highly expensive", when you are drinking prosessed animal doo?
The company had to pay alot for that animal doo to save it from becoming fertilizer so you could have it to enjoy right from the comfort of your home. It's a tricky business, that animal doo industry!
Why does the macaroni and cheese box say "made with premium aged cheddar" when the cheese comes in powdered form?
the cheese was so old it died and turned to dust :sick:
If ducks could duck would they choose to duck or would they NOT duck because they're ducks?
I think they will duck because what could they do if they dont duck because they are ducks:lol: :lol: (baki you are going ducky):lol: :lol: :lol:
do monkeys run?
I think Monk keys jingle, right Friar Pentuck? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Monk_walks.gif
{Pentuck, mumbling under his breath: "Faith and now they be watering down of me brandy. If the good Saint Dustin would but grant me the strength o' Samson for a day, Odd's Blood, but Moby Dave would pay pentience for his accurse flagon!} "Er-ah What were ye saying, Lad? Of course a Monk's Keys jingle when he walks about. Only have a few here in Sherewood, but they jingle, enow!"
{Rest of the Merryfolk in loud stage whisper: "To be sure, the way you stagger about drunken all week!}
Can a flea fly or a fly flee?
if there's a flue for the fly to flee from and the flea to fly from.
why are flies so important? (According to science, that is.)
because there are tons of them .
what does a cow do during the evening?
They watch out for cow tippers.
Why is it so hard to think of a stupid question?
because, like my da says There are not stupid questions, only stupid people (j/k)
why aren't there left angles in geometry?
There are, but the sage wisdom of mathematic calls them "right" regardless of direction. Thus a biseceted line forms four right angles despite the fact that two point left and two are upside down... http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/konfus/k045.gif
What is death is life and life is death?
Someone needs to change the definition for what makes something living
Why are there seatbelts on planes?