Pam

The PAM is saving up her dryer lint to make a nice sweater.

So she was dancing in the street in her skivies at noon! The PAM meant to do that! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...e/Four/DDM.gif

The PAM is 1500 years old. :D

The PAM is crunchy and tastes good with ketchup .... ;)

Heehee.

The PAM is wiggly and squishy and doesn't taste good with anything.

the pam IS weared

The pam IS generic.

The PAM, being entropy incarnate, doesn't exist, having folded time back upon itself and made all time exist at once, The Entropy Effect would have then destroyed both the foolish PAM for messing with the time/space stream and probably all off us in a new big bang... :sick:

I'm lost...

The PAM creates addicting games that keep me up nights and make me think I'm and idiot. Oh, the cruelty of PAM...

the PAM dreams of playing soccer in a maze.

the pam eats rocks for breakfast, lunch and dinner and then complains about being "heavy". pam...... *head shake* :p

PAM sliced a crayon to have instant home-made contact lenses.... Sad is the girl who will have to remove them... ;)

The PAM is antisocial. Do you have any idea how hard it would be to find the PAM on The Prairies of Canada?

The PAM is defective...he has only 7 legs!

The PAM saves her toe nail clippings in a little peanut butter jar that she has had under her bed for a long time! :lol:

[note to Pen -- gotta keep it elusive ya know! that femme fatale image and all... ] :p

The PAM was given a brain from the "ABNORMAL" jar! (Or possibly "Abby Normal"?)

The PAM is "off to see the Wizard of Oz" in search of a brain. Come to think of it, you got to be a little "off" to see the Wizard, so the PAM should have no trouble! http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/...s/000201A5.gif

The PAM is the proud owner of the one and only dancing nose.

I'm thinking of a way to insult pam... too bad I can't seem to think of anything due to my limited knowledge of this person... it's a good thing I don't know PAM much, otherwise we might lose him in less than a minute's time... :p

PAM wears high heels in the pouring rain :p

The PAM wears soccor cleats as her every day shoes.

The PAM disco dances with ice skates on to look "cool" **groaner** :p

The PAM plays basketball on roller blades and takes walks on muddy lawns still wearing them

PAM thinks I'm a he...:p

The PAM, being confounded by the gender confusion around LitNet, has come to the conclusion that all the members are, in fact, neuter androids!

The PAM frosts cake with spaghetti sauce.

the pam actually eats said cake.

I bet the pam just isn't used to the so-called "elegant" food...

The PAM has been working on those "EMO" bangs lately and as a result cannot see her food! ;)

Apparently, the PAM understimates my power to see through things!!!

and yeah i do have better emo bangs right now :p

The PAM twists her hair in pipecleaners for that cool punky look :p

I can guess that PAM has been looking in the mirror when she absentmindedly typed what she saw

PAM defies all laws of physics by putting on her socks backwards!

PAM has russian astronauts living inside of her

We can only hope PAM wears undies beneath his kilt!!

I see that the PAM kens naething aboot Highlanders er tradition wae kilts, lads! Dinnae ye watch Braveheart, lassie? Drawers beneath o' a kilt, quoth’a! Begoragh!http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...e/Bagpiper.gif

Arr . . .the PAM knows not that the grrrrreatest dialict be that of thar pirates, yarrrrr!!

Arr--an' who be the PAM to be talkin' of dialect o' pirates to Mr. Arrow, Ghost O' the Good Ship Dastardly, eh? I were in Davey Jones' Locker afore ye first stepped on a rolling deck and drew yer first blood...matey

PAM grinds brown crayons to get that early morning java fix...

PAM is desperately trying to insult her PAM. :p Who gets the score now anyway?