...be sad?
Happiness is a wad of cash...
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...be sad?
Happiness is a wad of cash...
waiting to be spent on that stripper.
Why does she ...
not realise that I switched my ears off a few minutes ago, and am now focusing my attention on understanding why John in the Red Team is such a wanker.
He knew, as he looked into the mirror, that...
...the woman looking back at him was wrong somehow.
Blessed are those who...
put the loo seat down.
Don't get crumbs in ....
...the bed, Ernie.
Yes, Bert,..
Do you have my rubber duckie?
And do you know where...
the milk is because I simply can't find it in this cramped fridge!!
Yesterday I...
killed a man... Shhh, don't tell anyone.
Today I am going to...
...eat cheesecake.
Shhh...
Tell everyone.
Tomorrow I will...
roll over and die.
But no one will...
Save me.
And then it's..
time to run with the bulls.
Then one of them...
Might just get it's target.
Listen carefully, I have decided to...
get a tattoo.
Then I got a piercing on my...
Right eyelid (Eww, never!)
Living on the edge has been...
terrifying.
A calm life is...
...outstanding in their creative ways.
I've come to...
the end of the road, something's gotta give.
I'll have to rethink my...
exit strategy, there seems to be a chair in the way.
The clock is ..
...tick tocking time away.
Much is made of...
...atoms.
You can tune a piano, but you can't...
make it play.
Who mistook these baths for...
...wee wees.
I like pie...
....charts, they contain zero calorie.
And yet, as the donuts .....
...melt away, I wonder.
There is a...
goldfish in my wineglass.
Can a heart .....
....heat up like a kettle and make you clumsy into the bargain?
Incidentally, the original inflatable donut ...........
...tasted no better dipped in coffee.
We're off to see the...
... lecture on the origins and uses of the grunt in human and animal communication.
Did you know that some ...
...birds are sheilas?
The egg in Spain...
...did not roll to the right nor the left.
It exploded into...
....a gazillion stars of the type and magnitude of Elvis.
Ladies of great distinction can hardly ......
...fart.
Gentlemen, let's...
....bear in mind that it's available for a limited time only.
If it gets any bigger ...........
I am going to need help with it.
It is a quarter to ....
have the lady for the evening.
But for 50p you can....
... get people to stop talking about her.
Her husband sometimes wishes ...
...he could look as good in her clothes as she does.
Be sure to close the...