Aye or Nay?

Aye for avant garde jazz; I don't know the rest that well.

Should splinter-group Mormon communities be allowed to practice polygamy?

Aye.

Does religion have a place in public schools?

Not in a proscribed "official" fashion. Students should be allowed to pray (silently), though.

Should children learn about sex from their teachers?

Nay, sex ed is something much better left to the parents.

Haha should homeschooling be illegal to prevent parents from indoctrinating their children and to promote equality of education (this is the case in Sweden).

Yikes! Parents indoctrinating children? Not in my soviet!

As far as sex Ed goes, even my Dad did a better job than Mr. Hunt, my 7th grade gym teacher. "Now diss heah is cawlled ya d*ck!"


Should Jews be compelled to attend Christian chapel services (as they often are) in private schools?

Aye. It's up to the school if it's privately owned, by my conception of ownership at least. Don't like it? Lump it.

That Indiana 'Religious Freedom Act'?

If I understand it right it says (or originally said) that private shop owners can make up their own minds who they do business with. It's not a popular opinion, but I don't have a problem with that.

Mandatory crotch pat downs (formerly "third base") before boarding an airplane?

I agree, and yes, it's a very unpopular opinion.

Nay, and deregulate all airlines so more efficient companies which don't sexually assault their customers will drive everyone else out of business. Profiling is also a good idea.

Affirmative action? ;)

NO EFFING WAY.

Martinis without olives?

Never had a martini with or without :(

Chocolate milk?

Sure. I keep forgetting how young you are; which you should take as a compliment. You, too, Lykren. (WITH olives, though).

If you had to live in a country in the Southern Hemisphere, which would you choose?

Edit: oh wait, that's not aye or nay. Um, grass skirts?

New Zealand. Though I want to move to Vietnam for a few years pretty soon; I love it there.

And this is aye or nay!

The British Empire?

Naye? I mean, it was a good and bad thing both, wasn't it?

Have you been to Vietnam? I was in Cambodia few years ago and it was awesome. Best archaeological sites I've ever seen. Better than Egypt.

Do you feel that money stuffed in a stripper's garter is money well spent?

Alternately: grass skirts?

Yeh I've been there, nice people, nice climate, nice food.

Haha nay, strippers are for suckers. I've never seen one in person anyway.

Bachelorette/Bachelor's parties featuring strippers?

Good for you. Yes, it's all one big sucker's game.

Only to support a buddy--and I never knew a guy who didn't regret getting drunk before his wedding.

State sponsored lottery tickets?