If you were a...

http://photo.vixdata.com/data/media/...f4b2435da3.jpg these two idiots.. and I mean forever.

If you were a philosophical quote which one would you be?

"I think therefore I am." - Des Cartes.

If you were a dog, which breed would you be?

Beagle

If you were a star Wars character which would you be?

R2-D2, of course!

If you were a birthday gift for a man, what would you be?

A new pocket knife (not Swiss Army...just simple and reliable)

If you were a pocket knife, what would you look like?

Pink and I'd definately have a corkscrew.

If you were an Amercian professional baseball team which would you be?

New York Yankees

If you were an NFL team which one would you be?

New Orleans Saints

If you were a costume, describe yourself...

Brown leather jacket, khaki pants, tan shirt, brown leather shoes, brown leather belt, fedora, whip and revolver...

If you were wearing that costume, what would you be doing next?

Not snake wrangling.


If you were a couch what fabric would you be made of?

Cream leather. Yea!

If you were shoes, what type?

over-the-knee stiletto boots

if you were a pair of slippers, what do you look like?

Ratty and worn

If you were breakfast, what would you be?

Mango or strawberry milk shake

If you were a book which one would you be?