Naples... (Hahahaha... You thought I was going to say China. hahaha)
Those who live in igloos...
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Naples... (Hahahaha... You thought I was going to say China. hahaha)
Those who live in igloos...
Shouldn't go to the tropics with em.
I wonder what makes her....
Think she's boss!
Did you check on...
....the fat cat that sat on the hat and ate the rat's mat?
The miseries of the poor ..............
Are the duties of the rich... Ouch!
If you need to...
....sit on the inflatable donut, go ahead.
Ladies of great distinction ........
Never let go in public. Hahaha (Sorry I couldn't resist)
Over the hill, far into the distance stood a...
go in my favour.
I'm 99% certain that....
.... ladies of great distinction eat donuts.
If you're so smart ............
...why are you so dumb?
The stripper at the bar...
... is none of your business.
She has a tendency to ...
Breath heavily.
To live a lie is...
...to dread a visit from the Truth Fairy.
Hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete to...
To cease to exist.
Snow is all over my...
....inflatable donut.
None but the guilty ....
Can be seen in the daylight.
Since you are close, can you please...
...lend us a fifty for the stripper at the bar.
Neither...
... I nor they are interested in the stripper at the bar.
Why must you ...
always bring us the subject of the filthy stripper.
Are you ready to...
have 20 avatars and a harem of women?
Why lie when you can...
... admit openly that you like the stripper?
You should be ashamed of ...
Yourself for even mentioning the stripper.
So now it has come to this, you have...
... no interest in anything save competing for the stripper's favours?
Let us move on to ...
...the stage with the stripper, hoping our gentlemanly air and suave dancing will impress her into keeping the bouncers back.
If not, we can always...
... change the topic.
I cannot think of ...
A reason why I am still responding to this thread.
Do you ever wish...
...a reason to, though.
Wait, are you old enough to...
[sigh] Okay, let's try again.
...you could order Indian food with beef?
Are you old enough to...
Play poker.
Is it true that you are a...
online poker addict.
Do you wish you could stop...
Or are you happy losing.
Did you want to...
...fool around with the stripper at the bar instead.
What the...
hay is with you and that stripper.
Will you ever change the subject or is she here to haunt us until...
she becomes Haunted by her past.
Do you think that she remembers...
What day it is.
Will you try and find...
love that will last?
There awaits for me a princess...
who likes line dancing.
Did it ever occur to you...
that true love is blast of irony?
She looked into his eyes thoughtfully as if to say...
Not another fool. (I'm sorry bien, I can't be romantic these days)
I guess if I tried, I could...
tell you in better words that you are a FOOL.
Why should I ...