Doom and Gloom: Twin brothers of Depression
Bi-Polar:
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Doom and Gloom: Twin brothers of Depression
Bi-Polar:
Bi-Polar: The Intelligent Madness which always seems to be what is wrong with the murderers on shows like Criminal Minds.
Psycho:
Psycho: A term used to describe anything from a serial killing sociopath to your mildly eccentric uncle.
Agnostic
Psycho: A guy dressed like his mother who tries to stab you while you’re trying to take a shower.
Agnostic: Someone who can't make up his mind.
Shovel
Shovel - tool used by psycho to bury your remains in your garden after stabbing you in the shower.
funeral
Funeral: An eerie sort of party where people who don't care enough to have visited the deceased while alive pay homage to their remains, and hypocrites tell lies of their memories of this person, whom they haven't seen in forty years. Strange that the word begins with "fun" when it is anything but...
Eulogy:
Eulogy: Final words to mark an end by those left to begin again.
Real-Time
Real-Time: An illusion that something is happening now. If you have read this far, all previous is now in the past. Right now doesn't exist beyond a second. If something happens in real time, by the time you hear it,see it, smell it, touch it, or taste it, the present has become the past. In Sports, however, 30 seconds can become an half hour...
Tomorrow:
Tomorrow: a hypothetical period of time reserved for the mowing of lawns
Filibuster
Filibuster: The right of every Congress-Person to make an @ss of themselves taking up time and space with totally useless prattle to block a vote on a Bill, when voting on Bills is why we pay them...
Donkey:
Donkey: An animal who is too self-satisfied to want to be a horse.
Oak
Oak: Everyone's favourite example of what a little nut can grow up to be.
Whatever
Whatever: teenage for touché
Tobacco
Tobacco: A plant that has gone from being thought beneficial to being thought deadly in less than 200 years.
Marijuana:
Marijuana: a plant that has gone from being thought of as cheap rope to being thought of as over-priced beer in the last 200 years
Aspirin